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23 Jokes You’ll Get If You’re Constantly In A State Of Denial

"Friend: how are things? Me: things are good! Narrator: things were not good"

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2. This refusal to work:

me: *has a job* me: *sees my name on the schedule*


14. This refusal to accept time as a construct:

me: oh yeah 2007, three years ago? someone: ...10 years ago my brain:

15. This refusal to let fear surface:

me trying to walk down the street and enjoy the warm weather without thinking about how global warming will kill us…


21. This bank account betrayal:

Account balance: $100.00 Me: *spends $2.91* New account balance: $97.09 Me: