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Do You Eat Toast Like A Normal Person?

Toast makes the best breakfast, lunch, and dinner!

Cassie Smyth
by Cassie Smyth

BuzzFeed Staff

  1. How well done do you like your toast?

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  1. What is the best bread to toast?

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    White bread
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    Brown bread
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  1. Which is better?

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  1. How much butter do you have on your toast?

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    None at all
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    A little bit
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    A fuck-ton
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  1. How thick should the bread be?

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    Not thick
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    Medium
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    Very thick
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  1. What do you do when you burn your toast?

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What do you do when you burn your toast?
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    Eat it
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    Scrape off the burnt bits
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    Bin it
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  1. How do you cut your toast?

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    In sqaures
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    In rectangles
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    In triangles
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    Not at all
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  1. How do you eat your toast?

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    Corner first
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    Crust side first
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    Middle first
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  1. What goes best on toast?

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What goes best on toast?
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    No topping
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    Peanut butter