Buzz·Posted on 25 Mar 201829 Tweets That Will Make You Think "Omg, Wow, Women Can Actually Be Funny Too"I know it's a crazy idea but I believe that women can be funny.by Cassie SmythBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Jade @jadewilksx When go to you pull your jeans up but don’t know your own strength 09:41 PM - 14 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. francesca @witchpuppy she is an influencer on youtube 04:56 PM - 16 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Bee @BeckyEbben I love this dude because he's just like "IT'S A LIVING!" 01:43 AM - 13 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Shamara @SAlycee_ Me taking my birth control: And nowahh dehy strendth uhve da prrregnacy will beh stripeed awyah 06:59 PM - 04 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. emamma mia @emmyEVILdew 09:31 PM - 08 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Miss Sarah Destiny @sarahdestinyx When I hear “tickets and passes please” on the train and I have a ticket 😂😊. 05:45 PM - 30 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. prayer warrior @sluttysunflower I am a girl I dont smoke, drink, or party I dont sleep around I eat 5,000 ticks per season I am immune to rabies I am north america's only marsupial YES, WE EXIST. https://t.co/93fW2T4wpv 08:50 PM - 09 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. morena @SANGROSA_ When you comfy and ya mom calls your name and you respond but she don’t say nothing after 06:49 PM - 08 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Sam Montgomery @sammontgomery Looking at a man's bookshelf or collection of records or list of favourite movies like 11:24 PM - 26 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Kashana @kashanacauley The next James Bond is just going to be three hours of him trying to get all his info off Facebook. 07:34 PM - 17 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. I Said What I Said @haikatte therapist: so, what do you like to do with your friends? me: n-nothing, normal people activities me and my friends: 06:17 PM - 26 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Amy Sowerby @amysowerby My boyfriend was explaining to me how its nice to be with me as I'm so easy to keep happy. Enjoying the positive comments I asked him to elaborate, he says well all you need is to sleep well, eat lots and go for nice walks, to which I suddenly realised I am a golden retriever 09:32 AM - 19 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Rosie Percy @rosiepercy P...Paddington!? 06:38 PM - 14 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Caitlin @caithuls Easiest way to make friends? Craigslist Hardest way? Hmm probably putting your chin on a stranger's shoulder from behind them at an Arby's 11:58 AM - 20 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. KING RAINHEAD @KingRainhead date: i had fun tonight me: me too me: *mashes mouth against one cheek & slowly drags it across their whole face* me: that's how slugs kiss 02:39 PM - 03 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. hanaaa @hanamurray3 The egg don’t swim to the sperm bitch never chase a man 07:49 PM - 27 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Hattie Grace Illustration @hattedhedgehog Googly eyes add so much to dinosaur history 06:55 PM - 20 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Iguana @kajuana_marie men will literally nut 45 seconds into sex and have the audacity to ask if you came. yeah i came to the wrong house 07:33 AM - 19 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. hiba @iatemuggles me: *looks at all the unread books in my room* me: *buys more books* me: *watches netflix* 09:06 PM - 17 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. diana @dianaaadee 12 year old me after putting me and my crushes name into a love calculator app and finding out we’re only 17% compatible https://t.co/JVgNuz7Kkn 02:52 AM - 20 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. kel ♡ @baddiekel imagine having sex and he says "say my name baby" but his name is gilbert 04:11 AM - 01 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. beth mccoll @imteddybless I NEED TO KNOW WHY EVERYONE SAID I COULD SAVE MONEY BRINGIN LUNCH TO WORK ITS 9:43 I ATE THE LUNCH NOW I HAVE TO BUY ANOTHER LUNCH FOR LUNCH https://t.co/hKd6p2AaiA 08:43 AM - 03 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. 🌹 @flexanie Am I the only one who charger look like this? (Excuse my feet btw) 04:15 AM - 18 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Helena Keller @HashtagBet My boss overheard me calling my elbows “thirsty boys” while applying lotion and I was immediately let go 06:53 PM - 05 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Jackie Carbajal @jackiecarbajal As a woman, I just want the same rights as a rattlesnake. 08:24 PM - 22 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. reaghan @reaghanhunt why is being alive so expensive. im not even having a good time 05:12 AM - 20 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. allie 🦇 @thholyghost nothing but respect for the best rock group of all time 11:22 AM - 19 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. hannah @TribalSpaceCat Wow thank you so much for letting me host tonight 01:32 AM - 16 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Irny Irdina @irnyirdina When you try to sing all the parts 12:49 AM - 06 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite