Buzz·Posted on 22 Sept 201727 Tweets That Prove British People Basically Run Twitter"Did you even go cinema if you didn't sit there through the adverts saying 'I wanna go see that' to every film and never actually go?"by Cassie SmythBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. cforde_ @Connorforde19 Its a unwritten rule that u don't touch your dinner until ye find something gd tae watch on tele 07:35 PM - 11 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Jack @JackMcD72 This is why I'll never leave twitter 09:17 PM - 17 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Becs @becca_green_ Imagine trying some boots on in topshop and turn round to see a lady walking up and down in YOUR sandles..FUMING😷 01:44 PM - 16 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Jonathan @JonRichard Pennywise🎈: I can get you a 2 bedroom flat in London zone 1 - 2 all bills included £400 Me: 11:52 AM - 15 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Luke Fleming @LukeFleming10 Chocolate digestives are the unsung hero of the biscuit world, no in it for the fame, just keeps its heed down and does the job 08:25 PM - 14 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. K. @KieranHarris7 "Oi why aren't you coming out?" Me: 08:57 PM - 20 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Ailsa Harper @ailsaharper1 mum offered me a bottle of vodka they've had for ages nd had to say no cus i know it's 70% water from me stealing it when i was 16 12:36 PM - 02 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. jem @Jemmahayleyx Did you even go cinema if you didn't sit there through the adverts saying 'I wanna go see that' to every film and never actually go l 06:34 PM - 17 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. 10. not furious at paint @yodaniel 20yrs of personal tube platform expertise and competitive commuting advantage rendered useless by some green paint. 10:03 AM - 12 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Christie @minimacca99 U know in Primark & it's packed n u can't move or find what u want & it's roastin & there's kids screamin. That's how stressed I am 24/7 11:50 AM - 18 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. sophie @sophxthompson I hope in 30 years they make This Is England 17 and it's just a bunch of girls in joni jeans shagging guys in corsas in maccies car park 08:34 PM - 08 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 14. Sammy @SamChaplin PISS IN THE FROG'S MOUTH LIKE A MEN!! 12:30 PM - 04 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Joshua Stephenson @G_Joshhh Hate when people don't believe my exaggerations. Like, yeah I did wait 7 weeks for the bus once just fuck off. 03:16 PM - 11 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 17. 18. owen @yepokhi me???? using sarcasm as a defence mechanism?? avoiding my feelings with dark humour???? what???? no way???? 11:51 AM - 11 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. chuck 🐦 @charlubby when ur friend punches u, makes u walk through shitty water, drags u through a crackhouse & now ur gonna have to ki… https://t.co/r2VHI0nXon 09:09 PM - 17 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. declynnotdeclan @normannaepals how RUDE are cunts in clubs that literally just shove you oot their way intae walls and spilling drinks and that calm doon wreck it Ralph 04:34 PM - 15 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Henry Warren @henrywarren Our son is dreadful at brushing his teeth. Turns out the Tooth Fairy has had enough 10:50 AM - 05 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. zach @zxchmrrw asos delivery man let my dog sign for my parcel by pressing the wee machine against his nose 12:33 PM - 05 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Geraint Morgan @Geraintmogs We keep being told Welsh is uselss. Well, guess my password, motherfuckers. 09:57 PM - 17 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. V. @_vixx Thank goodness for the BBC. I don't pay my TV licence to see filth like "mother" on the telly. 04:04 PM - 05 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Summer Ray @SummerRay My 127 year old baby says thank you but please let her die now 01:33 PM - 24 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Oldfirmfacts @Oldfirmfacts1 SCOTTISH PUBLIC TRANSPORT 10:58 AM - 03 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Sam Francis @DavidSamFrancis When you're friends with kids from the year above 10:59 AM - 06 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite