Buzz·Posted on 26 Sept 201727 Tweets That Will Make You Ask "Why?"I just...don't understand.by Cassie SmythBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. ildikoooooo @iggigg this has done me in for some reason 09:39 PM - 25 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. ridge @seaenemy almost lost my shit at the store today 07:32 PM - 12 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Aaron Rand @aaronrand Man claims world will end Saturday. My producer tried to book him for an interview tomorrow. He said he wasn't available until next week. 03:08 PM - 21 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. DOCFUTURE @topherflorence as you can see from these ruins, people of the 21st century had a colorful pantheon of gods 09:51 PM - 15 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. 6. Big Uzi Vert @BlvckGrip if my dick small, that's our business. don't bring it up while we play monopoly with my mom, its not my fault you can't manage your money 08:00 PM - 09 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. ryan @_yeatez this may be controversial to some of you, but ratatouille would demolish stuart little in a fight and it wouldn't even be close 06:37 AM - 12 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. #GSAP @Stormzy1 11:39 AM - 22 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. hayls. @isamyelyah the big baguette heist....., Foiled again 09:18 AM - 26 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. goth turtle @dubstep4dads things have been kinda weird since i moved in with a twitter porn bot 09:36 PM - 26 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Lousy Smollch @ilikemints did... did a rottweiler write this 10:30 PM - 14 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. BuzzFeed UK @BuzzFeedUK This guy says his Tinder date threw her poop out the window and then got stuck trying to retrieve it… https://t.co/BfBl6Dpg7s 03:35 PM - 06 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. boo @IDlOT_TEEN This is the weirdest tom and jerry memorabilia I've ever seen. It's too minimalist it looks like it's from their we… https://t.co/XFMt8DMD2p 07:20 PM - 01 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. nandoh⚡️ @nandoh (+18) 03:28 PM - 24 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. gav tits @GavTits Moms gonna be pissed 01:22 AM - 20 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. ASSWOLF @TheRealAsswolf me: walks into room seductively, one arm behind my back you, naked in bed, drenched in lust: show me what's in tha… https://t.co/sHURTGaYLD 07:43 PM - 17 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. the princess king @katydeedonnelly ACCIDENTALLY PASTED THIS INTO AN EMAIL INSTEAD OF MY E-SIGNATURE, AND IN MY PANIC TO DELETE IT MANAGED TO SEND IT.… https://t.co/T5jgDIRohZ 12:52 PM - 25 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. jorge @thrvshx I love this band 04:17 PM - 17 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Mona Chalabi @MonaChalabi Career low: an 8th grader asks to interview you for a school project, you say yes and then the "production team" ch… https://t.co/zbvdsV375N 01:41 PM - 20 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Cyal @callumruane1 I only went to Lidl for a loaf of bread 06:00 PM - 25 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. c🍍 @caIidreams I WAS PEEING AND I FELT SOMETHING SLAP MY ASS AND I LOOK DOWN AND 11:58 PM - 31 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. adam @OppAdam Never letting my cat watch anime again 03:54 AM - 21 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Cows With Hearts @cowswithhearts This little guy went to the store 😭 11:48 PM - 22 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. ☯ @Savmasta Bill Nye just walked into our elevator while I was snap chatting.. 07:47 PM - 22 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon 02:54 AM - 22 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Michael Clarke @Mr_Mike_Clarke "Banana?!! No, no... that name will just confuse people." 08:12 PM - 17 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Ed Brody @chiefbrody1984 Somewhat dubious scenes spotted in the background of a friend's 4yo's school book 10:15 AM - 24 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite