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27 Tweets That Will Make You Ask "Why?"

I just...don't understand.

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this has done me in for some reason

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almost lost my shit at the store today

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Man claims world will end Saturday. My producer tried to book him for an interview tomorrow. He said he wasn't available until next week.

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as you can see from these ruins, people of the 21st century had a colorful pantheon of gods

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@GucciClout / Twitter / Via Twitter: @GucciClout

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if my dick small, that's our business. don't bring it up while we play monopoly with my mom, its not my fault you can't manage your money

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this may be controversial to some of you, but ratatouille would demolish stuart little in a fight and it wouldn't even be close

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the big baguette heist....., Foiled again

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things have been kinda weird since i moved in with a twitter porn bot

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This guy says his Tinder date threw her poop out the window and then got stuck trying to retrieve it… https://t.co/BfBl6Dpg7s

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This is the weirdest tom and jerry memorabilia I've ever seen. It's too minimalist it looks like it's from their we… https://t.co/XFMt8DMD2p

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me: walks into room seductively, one arm behind my back you, naked in bed, drenched in lust: show me what's in tha… https://t.co/sHURTGaYLD

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ACCIDENTALLY PASTED THIS INTO AN EMAIL INSTEAD OF MY E-SIGNATURE, AND IN MY PANIC TO DELETE IT MANAGED TO SEND IT.… https://t.co/T5jgDIRohZ

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Career low: an 8th grader asks to interview you for a school project, you say yes and then the "production team" ch… https://t.co/zbvdsV375N

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I only went to Lidl for a loaf of bread

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I WAS PEEING AND I FELT SOMETHING SLAP MY ASS AND I LOOK DOWN AND

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Never letting my cat watch anime again

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Bill Nye just walked into our elevator while I was snap chatting..

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"Banana?!! No, no... that name will just confuse people."

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Somewhat dubious scenes spotted in the background of a friend's 4yo's school book