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dua lipa: don't pick up the phone. you know he's only calling cause he's drunk and alone me:
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me checking in with the group chat every day
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Me when someone likes 3 of my tweets in a row
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Pls respect my new religion 🙏@missgemcollins
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Me walking in to school tomorrow to get my results 😩🤞🏻 @missgemcollins
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me waiting for the bouncer to let me in to the club after handing them my ID
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┏┓ in ┃┃╱╲ this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we worship ▔▏┗┛▕▔ @missgemcollins ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
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when your parents say they're ordering a takeaway
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boy: hi me:
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When you and your friend are absolutely slaughtered and you're trying to give the best life advice possible
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When the weekend is calling your name
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when you go to add something to your basket online and it says out of stock
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When you've used every excuse to stop the creepy bloke trying to crack on you in the club
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when someone invites you to spoons
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The nations new Prime Minister @missgemcollins
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Imagine genuinely believing someone wis the one lit proper wife material tae have them turn roon and say they don't like Gemma Collins
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Gemma Collins performs The Sound of Music on a hill, c.2017 // Thomas Gainsborough, 'Portrait of Mary, Countess of… https://t.co/9kmvqcbwsg
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I have never been so done in my life 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
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@missgemcollins the nations sweetheart, truly iconic
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When the drive thru asks if you want cheese with that? Like it's even a question @missgemcollins
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When your family force you to join in playing Christmas games. #gemmacollins #nationaltreasure
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when you go into a shop to spend £15 and the cashier says that's £105.65
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me waiting for the customer to move after i've given them their change and receipt
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When you've only just stepped through the door and your mum starts nagging #gemmacollins
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Gemma Collins saying SO GIRLZ is literally what fuels my existence and gives me the energy and motivation I need to function each day
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When you thought you only had £3 in your bank but you actually have £20
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"how much did you spend this weekend?"