Buzz·Posted on 15 Mar 201826 Jokes You Need To See If You Have A Brother[Pulling brother's life support plug] *whispers in ear* "This is for that time you cheated at Monopoly."by Cassie SmythBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. eric @ericsshadow "Dad, you called me my brother's name." I'm sorry *30 second pause* little dude. 03:56 PM - 12 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. QUEEN J🇵🇭 @Jaaaaaymomma I told my brother he can eat half of my grapes 02:46 AM - 18 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. I mean... @cmfh111 my daughter said her hand hurts when she moves it, her brother said "stop moving it then." my work here is done. 01:37 PM - 05 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. 5. Drew Schnoebelen @Dschnoeb I think the only girl I know that hasn't said "you're like a brother to me" is my sister. 03:10 AM - 21 Jun 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. 7. 8. View this photo on Instagram 9. Tricia @Im_Tricia Mom: "Do you want this?" Me: "No." Mom: "Ok I'll give it to your brother." Me: "No I want it." 07:06 PM - 24 Dec 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. SC @_sarahcoates get you someone who looks at you the way my brother looks at potatoes 04:45 AM - 16 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. 12. Troutman @robotrowboat Wolverine’s mom: If you’re going out take your brother with you Wolverine: But Mom he’s so weird Listerine: Nothing weird about fresh breath 12:56 PM - 11 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Matt Bartolomucci @Matt_Barto10 "I barely even touched you" #growingupwithbrothers 04:04 AM - 27 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. View this photo on Instagram 15. Nix M @LaLuchaNix [Pulling brother's life support plug] *whispers in ear* "This is for that time you cheated at Monopoly." 02:01 PM - 05 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Gwen Banning @bananagram23 #growingupwithbrothers 06:24 PM - 14 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. brent @murrman5 me at family reunion: im sick of you being called the cool one brother who once attended a taping of the price is right: it is what it is 02:25 PM - 03 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Aashna Belenje @ABelenje so my brother lost his recorder and the teacher still made him perform... 12:05 AM - 02 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds My brother used the word, "fleek" in a sentence, and I had trouble listening to the rest of our relationship. 10:27 PM - 05 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. PettyPrince$$👑 @xx_Adoredyamond My Mother Gone Beat My Lul Brother Ass. She Payed 50$ For His School Pictures And This Wat He Do 😂😂😂😭😭😭💀💀 06:08 PM - 13 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. 23. View this photo on Instagram 24. View this photo on Instagram 25. Max @maxpalumbo5 When my youngest brother was little he was being bullied and went to my parents for help. They told him “Sticks and stones may break my bones” they then asked him to finish the phrase and he said “but chains and whips excite me” he seriously thought that was he second part. 01:32 AM - 03 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite