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26 Jokes You Need To See If You Have A Brother

[Pulling brother's life support plug] *whispers in ear* "This is for that time you cheated at Monopoly."

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"Dad, you called me my brother's name." I'm sorry *30 second pause* little dude.

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I told my brother he can eat half of my grapes

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my daughter said her hand hurts when she moves it, her brother said "stop moving it then." my work here is done.

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I think the only girl I know that hasn't said "you're like a brother to me" is my sister.

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Mom: "Do you want this?" Me: "No." Mom: "Ok I'll give it to your brother." Me: "No I want it."

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get you someone who looks at you the way my brother looks at potatoes

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Wolverine’s mom: If you’re going out take your brother with you Wolverine: But Mom he’s so weird Listerine: Nothing weird about fresh breath

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"I barely even touched you" #growingupwithbrothers

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[Pulling brother's life support plug] *whispers in ear* "This is for that time you cheated at Monopoly."

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me at family reunion: im sick of you being called the cool one brother who once attended a taping of the price is right: it is what it is

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so my brother lost his recorder and the teacher still made him perform...

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My brother used the word, "fleek" in a sentence, and I had trouble listening to the rest of our relationship.

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My Mother Gone Beat My Lul Brother Ass. She Payed 50$ For His School Pictures And This Wat He Do 😂😂😂😭😭😭💀💀

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When my youngest brother was little he was being bullied and went to my parents for help. They told him “Sticks and stones may break my bones” they then asked him to finish the phrase and he said “but chains and whips excite me” he seriously thought that was he second part.