Turns Out Donald Trump’s Tweets Are The Perfect Lyrics For An Early-2000s Emo Song

    We dare you to not pull out your hair straightener and eyeliner.

    Donald Trump's tweets are many things, but, up until today, they were never lyrics to a faux early-2000s emo song.

    Enter the entertainment company Super Deluxe, which recently realized that Trump's tweets remind them a little too much of angsty lyrics to emo songs.

    We noticed that @realdonaldtrump's tweets are basically the lyrics to an early 2000s emo song, so we turned them in… https://t.co/4Io4IlaTf6

    So they made them into a two-minute-and-41-second song that legitimately sounds like something we would have all listened to in our bedrooms after school.

    The song starts out with a little intro:

    And then it dives right into what might be the most politically angsty song of our generation.

    And, of course, Saturday Night Live gets some emo Trump love.

    Basically, someone should add one more title to Trump's Wikipedia page: songwriter.