We asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us their favorite Office cold opens. Here are the hilarious results.
1. The one where Michael hits Meredith with his car.
Episode: Season 4, Episode 1, "Fun Run"
—Noelle Wilds, Facebook
2. The one where Dwight gives birth.
Episode: Season 5, Episode 4, "Baby Shower"
—Rachel Payne, Facebook
3. The one where poor Kevin spills his chili.
Episode: Season 5, Episode 26, "Casual Friday"
—Brittany Helene Nolan, Facebook
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4. The one where Jim sends Dwight faxes from the future.
Episode: Season 3, Episode 7, "Branch Closing"
—Kelly Inman, Facebook
5. The one where Michael realizes Toby is back.
Episode: Season 5, Episode 9, "Frame Toby"
—Kianna Stevenson, Facebook
6. The one where Jim shows up to work as Dwight.
Episode: Season 3, Episode 20, "Product Recall"
—Katie Andersen, Facebook
7. The one where Jim hides Dwight's desk in the bathroom.
Episode: Season 2, Episode 6, "The Fight"
—Mitchell Starrs, Facebook
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8. The one where everyone cheers when the DVD logo hits the corner of the screen, but Michael thinks they're cheering for him for leading a great meeting.
Episode: Season 4, Episode 3, "Launch Party"
—Izzy Corben-Tann, Facebook
9. The one where Jim asks his Asian friend to pretend he is Jim.
Episode: Season 9, Episode 3, "Andy's Ancestry"
—Molly Sloane, Facebook
10. The one where Dwight eats an egg and causes a chain reaction of vomiting.
Episode: Season 6, Episode 4, "Niagara: Part 1"
—Sarah Phillips, Facebook
11. The one where Jim fakes being murdered by Dwight in Florida.
Episode: Season 8, Episode 15, "Tallahassee"
—Dallas Brady, Facebook
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12. The one where they realize Stanley doesn't notice anything.
Episode: Season 7, Episode 6, "Costume Contest"
—Merry Nguyen, Facebook
13. The one where Michael falls asleep after eating a family-size chicken pot pie, so the office changes all the clocks to make Michael think it's 5 p.m. when he wakes up.
Episode: Season 5, Episode 28, "Company Picnic"
—Azure Adams, Facebook
14. The one where Michael, Dwight, and Andy are obsessed with parkour.
Episode: Season 6, Episode 1, "Gossip"
—Brittany Helene Nolan, Facebook
15. The one where Michael treats Pam like they're in The Devil Wears Prada.
Episode: Season 4, Episode 4, "Money"
—Jen Lambert, Facebook
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16. The one where the office does a lip dub.
Episode: Season 7, Episode 1, "Nepotism"
—Brittany Helene Nolan, Facebook
17. The one where Michael burns himself with a George Foreman Grill.
Episode: Season 2, Episode 12, "The Injury"
—Sarah Horvath, Facebook
18. The one with the KGB knock-knock joke.
Episode: Season 5, Episode 19, "Golden Ticket"
—Kianna Stevenson, Facebook
19. The one where Jim pops Dwight's exercise ball.
Episode: Season 2, Episode 8, "Performance Review"
—Brittany Helene Nolan, Facebook
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20. The one where Jim trains Dwight to crave Altoids at the sound of Jim turning on his computer.
Episode: Season 3, Episode 15, "Phyllis's Wedding"
—ambergrhamg
21. The one where Jim puts Dwight's belongings into the vending machine.
Episode: Season 2, Episode 11, "Booze Cruise"
22. The one where sweet Kevin tries to save a turtle, which is clearly dead, by gluing its shell back together.
Episode: Season 9, Episode 1, "New Guys"
23. The one where Creed is manager.
Episode: Season 7, Episode 25, "Search Committee: Part 1"
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24. The one where Jim and Pam communicate in Morse code in front of Dwight.
Episode: Season 6, Episode 24, "The Cover-Up"
25. The one where the office tries to get Phyllis to say all of her cliché rainy-day quotes by noon so Jim will buy them all hot chocolate.
Episode: Season 8, Episode 21, "Angry Andy"
—m4dd52ad84
26. The one where everyone is obsessed with planking.
Episode: Season 8, Episode 1, "The List"
27. The one where no one can remember if Stanley has a mustache or doesn't have a mustache.
Episode: Season 8, Episode 20, "Welcome Party"
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28. The one where they're playing the quiet game and Kevin ruins it for everyone.
29. The one where Michael tries to figure out how updog works.
Episode: Season 2, Episode 13, "The Secret"
—Lauren Smith, Facebook
30. The one where Michael is terribly, terribly wrong about the IT guy.
Episode: Season 2, Episode 9, "Email Surveillance"
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31. The one with Michael and his beloved, dry-cleaned Levi jeans.
32. The one with the Michael Scott Paper Company and all of the cheese balls.
Episode: Season 5, Episode 24, "Heavy Competition"
33. And finally, the resounding winner, the one where Dwight starts his own fire drill and everything goes horribly, horribly wrong.
Episode: Season 5, Episode 14, "Stress Relief: Part 1"
—Kara Granger, Facebook
