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21 Things That Prove Periods Are Actually Pretty Funny

"Sorry your crotch is bleeding."

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1. Don't you wish this was a scene in Harry Potter?

Hermione's face says it all.
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Hermione's face says it all.

2. You definitely know someone you want to send this card to.

:: sad face ::
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:: sad face ::

3. Or perhaps this card instead?

"...but all I got you was this card."
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"...but all I got you was this card."

4. Now look at this 100% realistic photo of what cramps feel like.

The horror! The horror!
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The horror! The horror!

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5. These adorable ornaments come in three different stages of your period: "empty, half a tank, and crime scene."

Appropriate.
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Appropriate.

6. Check out this bag that's just puttin' it all out there.

Because, honestly, who are we kidding?
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Because, honestly, who are we kidding?

7. Here's an accurate example of what it's like explaining anything period-related to a man in your life.

Trust us, Michael. Trust us.
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Trust us, Michael. Trust us.

8. Oh, and here's another period interaction with a male.

We <3 you, Snape.
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We <3 you, Snape.

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9. Irrational crying is acceptable everywhere.

10. Look how cute this bedazzled finger puppet is!

That face is all of us.
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That face is all of us.

11. Remember, you can always gift yourself too.

Because you deserve it!
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Because you deserve it!

12. When you're the leader of the pack.

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13. If you're feeling crafty, you should definitely try making this tampon bouquet.

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14. Now look at this theory that totally, kind of makes complete sense.

I mean, aren&#x27;t you sort of rethinking everything right now?
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I mean, aren't you sort of rethinking everything right now?

15. Can you handle this very literal vampire teabag prop?

Muhahaha.
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Muhahaha.

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16. Take a moment now and read this perfect description of periods.

👏👏👏
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👏👏👏

17. Now check out this adorable kitty and her tampon toy!

Cats love periods too.
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Cats love periods too.

18. Tampons really are just like fortune cookies, aren't they?

They&#x27;re so wise.
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They're so wise.

19. Education innovation is important, folks.

20. Remember, when in doubt, cake will make everything better.

Your sugar is my medicine.
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Your sugar is my medicine.

21. And, this.

Bye, a-hole.
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Bye, a-hole.