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23 Moments That Make Every Woman Say “Fuck”

Fuck. Shit. Fuck.

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1. When your brand new pantyhose rip and you don't have another pair to change into because those are also ripped.

SHIT.
@EyeCandiBeauty / Via instagram.com

SHIT.

2. When you drop your makeup brush in the sink and it gets moist, but you haven't finished putting on your makeup yet.

DAMMIT.
Casey Rackham

DAMMIT.

3. When you catch your hair in a straightener/curling iron and it rips off and your scalp is crying.

FUCK.
@MissTalia92 / Via instagram.com

FUCK.

4. When you cut your leg while shaving even though you were trying very hard not to.

WHAT THE HELL.
Warner Bros.

WHAT THE HELL.

5. When you just painted your nails and you think it's dry but when you go to check you end up smudging it.

GODDAMNIT.
@Carla__xx / Via instagram.com

GODDAMNIT.

6. When you look in the mirror and realize you have lipstick all over your teeth and no one told you.

WTF??
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WTF??

7. When your favorite shoes betray you with a blister.

OH, HELL NO.
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OH, HELL NO.

8. Or when you're wearing heels and they betray you and you nearly break your ankle.

Bravo / Via realitytvgifs.tumblr.com

MOTHER F!

9. When your favorite hair tie snaps and slaps you on the wrist like you are being punished.

L;AKS;KASDHF;OI FUCK
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L;AKS;KASDHF;OI FUCK

10. When your hair band rips and the rubber band pulls all your hair out of your head and you're sure that you must be bald.

SHIT OW SHIT OW SHIT!
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SHIT OW SHIT OW SHIT!

11. When your eyeliner looks perfect but you immediately smudge it on accident and then you just silently stare at yourself in the mirror.

Fuck my life.
MTV

Fuck my life.

12. When you get your period three days early and bleed all over your non-period underwear.

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WHAT THE FUCK.

13. When you put on deodorant right after shaving and it burns your skin.

FUCK, MY SKIN IS ON FIRE. FUCK.
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FUCK, MY SKIN IS ON FIRE. FUCK.

14. When your shirt gets stuck on an earring and it feels like your ear is being pulled off and your earring is trying to murder you.

NO NO NO. CRAP. NO NO NO.
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

NO NO NO. CRAP. NO NO NO.

15. When you walk in direct sunlight and you realize you missed a patch of hair on your leg...like, a big patch.

MOTHER. FUCK.
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MOTHER. FUCK.

16. When you're walking while wearing a dress and you give yourself thigh burn.

WHY ME? WHY THE FUCK ME?
Sony Pictures

WHY ME? WHY THE FUCK ME?

17. When you're in a hurry but you're not wearing a sports bra and so you start to slightly jog while trying to hold your boobs in place and it hurts.

Sports Illustrated

OUCH *THUD* FUCK *THUD* OUCH.

18. When you order something online and it doesn't fit and you would have to drive all the way to the post office and buy a stamp in order to return it.

Oh. Hell. Fuckin'. No.
The WB

Oh. Hell. Fuckin'. No.

19. When you're on your period and you sneeze and then stay still while you figure out if you should casually run to the bathroom or if you're good to go.

HBO

Fuck. Stay still. Fuck.

20. When your period is not light but not heavy and you have to pull your tampon out slowly because it's pretty much dry.

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FUCKING HELL.

21. When you have to go digging for your tampon because you can't find it and you stress out that you've lost it forever and you'll have to go to the ER.

Bravo / Via realitytvgifs.tumblr.com

FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

22. When you shave your bikini line and pray and hope you don't get bumps, but you do.

DAMN THIS WORLD.
LOGO Tv

DAMN THIS WORLD.

23. When your bra breaks and the underwiring stabs your skin and your soul.

Universal Pictures

FUCK. SHIT. CRAP.

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