1. You're instantly overwhelmed walking into a cosmetics store.
Employee: "Can I help you?"
You: "No, I don’t think anyone can."
2. And when you watch a YouTube tutorial you always feel like they missed a step.
Now where's the part where I look good?
3. False eyelashes are beyond you.
How can you not be constantly scared that you will glue your eyes shut?
4. And you're completely baffled by more advanced techniques.
A cut crease? Do I need scissors?
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5. Applying your contour just makes you look like you have dirt all over your face.
I don't think I can blend this out.
6. You still use the same eyeshadow palette your mom gave you in the 6th grade.
I mean...it hasn't run out yet...
7. You're completely mystified by where girls are finding the bank roll to pay for all their expensive makeup.
If the choice is between food or mascara...I'm gunna pick food.
8. And honestly, what even is primer??
I don’t feel primed. I NEVER FEEL PRIMED.
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9. Your winged eyeliner always looks like its gone through major turbulence.
Where is the wind beneath my wings?
10. And you constantly use too much highlighter, which makes you feel like a Twilight vampire.
Say it. Out loud.
I'm....a makeup failure.
11. You're never able to find your perfect foundation color.
It's easier to find a match on Tinder than to my skin tone.
12. You always accidentally go overboard while lining your lips.
Hopefully bee stung lips are in this season.
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13. Your eyebrows are usually two different shapes after you fill them in.
They're just like siblings. Can’t you guys just get along??
14. You always find yourself using way too much concealer.
I just want to cover everything.
15. You just don't understand why you need 50 different brushes.
Is one of these for my teeth?
16. Looking in the mirror and realizing you look like a clown.
At least you now have a new potential side hustle.
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17. You make the weirdest faces trying to get your mascara on.
It helps, I swear!!
18. You always forget your makeup is on and start touching your face.
I just want to rub my eyes without coming away with half my face.
19. Looking like you've been in a cooking accident after you try to finish with powder.
I mean, it's called baking for a reason right?
20. And you constantly feel jealous of other girls with flawless makeup.
Sooooooooon.
