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Even Cinderella needed a fairy-godmother for this crap.
Employee: "Can I help you?"
You: "No, I don’t think anyone can."
Now where's the part where I look good?
How can you not be constantly scared that you will glue your eyes shut?
A cut crease? Do I need scissors?
I don't think I can blend this out.
I mean...it hasn't run out yet...
If the choice is between food or mascara...I'm gunna pick food.
I don’t feel primed. I NEVER FEEL PRIMED.
Where is the wind beneath my wings?
Say it. Out loud.
I'm....a makeup failure.
It's easier to find a match on Tinder than to my skin tone.
Hopefully bee stung lips are in this season.
They're just like siblings. Can’t you guys just get along??
I just want to cover everything.
Is one of these for my teeth?
At least you now have a new potential side hustle.
It helps, I swear!!
I just want to rub my eyes without coming away with half my face.
I mean, it's called baking for a reason right?
Sooooooooon.