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How Awful Is Your Friend Group?

We've all got at least one friend who's done something from this list.

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  1. Check all of things that at least one of your friends has done.

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    Downed a pint of beer.
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    Made you down a pint of beer.
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    Used their underpants as toilet paper.
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    Used their socks as toilet paper.
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    Wet themselves as an adult.
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    Took on a eating challenge and lost.
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    Claimed to be related to a famous person.
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    Promised you a “messy night out”.
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    Masturbated at work.
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    Not changed their underwear in 3 nights.
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    Not washed in 3 nights.
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    Not brushed their teeth in 3 nights.
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    Went to a strip club.
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    Went to a strip club in the day time.
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    Argued with a bouncer.
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    Been thrown out by a bouncer.
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    Claimed to be a DJ.
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    Been a DJ.
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    Claimed to be able to get you on guestlist and failed.
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    Loudly commented on your junk at the urinal.
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    Loudly commented on your poop after you’ve dropped a deuce.
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    Nicked a traffic cone.
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    Disappeared when it was their round.
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    Disappeared when it came to pay for a cab.
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    Disappeared when it came to pay for a takeaway.
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    Decided on heading to “one more club” after 1am.
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    Got in a round of shots.
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    Made you get in a round of shots.
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    Made you throw up as a result of shots.
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    Bought you a dirty pint.
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    Made you change drinking locations to chase after a potential date.
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    Called your mum “fit”.
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    Knocked their bottle of beer on yours to make it fizz.
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    Sent you a video clip can only be described as “vile”.
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    Responded to a situation with a “WHEEEY!”
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    Greeted you with an insult.
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    Greeted you by punching you.
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    Growled at you.
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    Growled at their own reflection in the mirror.
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    Tucked their penis inbetween their legs and pretended to have a vagina.
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    Taken someone on a date using a discount code/voucher.
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    Pleaded with a bartender over the price of their drink.
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    Pleaded with a bouncer over nightclub entry.
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    Pleaded with a takeaway man about how much meat and chips was in their meal.
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    Pleaded with a cab driver over the price of a journey.
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    Threw up in a nightclub.
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    Threw up in a car.
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    Threw up in the middle of the street.
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    Talked to you while they were going for a poo.
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    Stared someone out.
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    Done that neck jerk thing people do when they stare someone out people.
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    Done that sniff and shoulder shrug people do when they stare someone out.
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    Messaged you for help during a pub quiz.
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    Suggested the names “Quizzy Rascal” or “Quiz in my pants” as a pub quiz name.
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    Said they absolutely knew the answer to a pub quiz question, and was wrong.
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    Got mad at you for not knowing the answer to a pub quiz question.
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    Sniffed their clothing, then worn it.
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    Insulted your clothing.
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    Insulted your hair.
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    Shaved all their hair off once, for “reasons”.
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    Drawn a penis on something you own.
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    Started a conversation with “Mate…. MATE.”
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    Talked to you at length about porn they’ve watched.
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    Talked to you at length about a time they had sex.
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    Talked to you at length about their betting accumulator.
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    Completely bollocksed up some DIY.
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    Not said anything for a while, and then just fart.
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    Consumed one of their bodily fluids.
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    Blamed you for a fart they did.
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    Farted on you.
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    Stole one of your anecdotes and pass it off as one of their own.
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    Said they love you before immediately insulting you.
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    Said they love you, before immediately swearing you to secrecy.
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    Said they love you, before immediately punching you after to take the edge off.
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