Downed a pint of beer.Made you down a pint of beer.Used their underpants as toilet paper.Used their socks as toilet paper.Wet themselves as an adult.Took on a eating challenge and lost.Claimed to be related to a famous person.Promised you a “messy night out”.Masturbated at work.Not changed their underwear in 3 nights.Not washed in 3 nights.Not brushed their teeth in 3 nights.Went to a strip club.Went to a strip club in the day time.Argued with a bouncer.Been thrown out by a bouncer.Claimed to be a DJ.Been a DJ.Claimed to be able to get you on guestlist and failed.Loudly commented on your junk at the urinal.Loudly commented on your poop after you’ve dropped a deuce.Nicked a traffic cone.Disappeared when it was their round.Disappeared when it came to pay for a cab.Disappeared when it came to pay for a takeaway.Decided on heading to “one more club” after 1am.Got in a round of shots.Made you get in a round of shots.Made you throw up as a result of shots.Bought you a dirty pint.Made you change drinking locations to chase after a potential date.Called your mum “fit”.Knocked their bottle of beer on yours to make it fizz.Sent you a video clip can only be described as “vile”.Responded to a situation with a “WHEEEY!”Greeted you with an insult.Greeted you by punching you.Growled at you.Growled at their own reflection in the mirror.Tucked their penis inbetween their legs and pretended to have a vagina.Taken someone on a date using a discount code/voucher.Pleaded with a bartender over the price of their drink.Pleaded with a bouncer over nightclub entry.Pleaded with a takeaway man about how much meat and chips was in their meal.Pleaded with a cab driver over the price of a journey.Threw up in a nightclub.Threw up in a car.Threw up in the middle of the street.Talked to you while they were going for a poo.Stared someone out.Done that neck jerk thing people do when they stare someone out people.Done that sniff and shoulder shrug people do when they stare someone out.Messaged you for help during a pub quiz.Suggested the names “Quizzy Rascal” or “Quiz in my pants” as a pub quiz name.Said they absolutely knew the answer to a pub quiz question, and was wrong.Got mad at you for not knowing the answer to a pub quiz question.Sniffed their clothing, then worn it.Insulted your clothing.Insulted your hair.Shaved all their hair off once, for “reasons”.Drawn a penis on something you own.Started a conversation with “Mate…. MATE.”Talked to you at length about porn they’ve watched.Talked to you at length about a time they had sex.Talked to you at length about their betting accumulator.Completely bollocksed up some DIY.Not said anything for a while, and then just fart.Consumed one of their bodily fluids.Blamed you for a fart they did.Farted on you.Stole one of your anecdotes and pass it off as one of their own.Said they love you before immediately insulting you.Said they love you, before immediately swearing you to secrecy.Said they love you, before immediately punching you after to take the edge off.
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