Tanner Tousignant

Tanner Tousignant may be the name of Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child. According to a theory that the unnamed household employee Arnold had an affair with "over a decade ago" is in fact Tammy Tousignant, a woman who used to serve as a stewardess on his private jet. The evidence is a little patchy at the moment, but Gawker has a breakdown of the details. Including the fact that "Tanner" was the name of Arnold's character in Total Recall. I AM NOT HAUSER! [Ed. note: Nor Tanner, apparently. No idea where they got that from.]

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• Arnold And Tammy, Morphed!