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August Man

Reinvent the rock aesthetic with the nifty photo-editing tool below!

Captain Marbles • 6 years ago

Chewbacca And Han Solo Then And Now

Just in case that post about Han and Chewy feuding made you sad, here's one that will also make you a little teary, but in a good way.

Captain Marbles • 8 years ago

Tanner Tousignant

Tanner Tousignant may be the name of Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child. According to a theory that the unnamed household employee Arnold had an affair with "over a decade ago" is in fact Tammy Tousignant, a woman who used to serve as a stewardess on his private jet. The evidence is a little patchy at the moment, but Gawker has a breakdown of the details. Including the fact that "Tanner" was the name of Arnold's character in Total Recall. I AM NOT HAUSER! [Ed. note: Nor Tanner, apparently. No idea where they got that from.]

Captain Marbles • 8 years ago

Hipster Playlist

The hipsters discuss their favorite songs. You probably haven't heard of them.

Captain Marbles • 8 years ago

America's Most Unpleasant Lawn Sign

Michael Heick, of Buffalo, New York, is feuding with the Mosque next door to him. He explains his lawn sign as follows: "The place is too close. I don't care what people think. It doesn't matter what people think." (From, via)

Captain Marbles • 8 years ago

Angry Mom Vs. Green Day

This was the exchange (between a prudish mother and Green Day singer Billie Joe Armstrong) that inspired the song Reject. Point being (I think): Writing pompous, priggish letters to celebrities is a useful exercise that is unilaterally good for the arts. (Via Letters Of Note)

Captain Marbles • 8 years ago

How To Aggravate And Outwit Your Homeowner's Association

When Tampa Bay Lightning fan Steven Paul got a nasty letter from his homeowner's association, he fought back with wit, panache, and a healthy dose of passive aggressiveness. (Full story here.)

Captain Marbles • 8 years ago

RIP, Metrosexuals

The metrosexual is dead. Long live the hipster! Or, I mean, not. But that's what's happening here. (Via)

Captain Marbles • 8 years ago

Xylophone In The Forest

Here's something pretty. It's an intricately designed rube goldberg-esque xylophone that plays Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring in the forest. (Via)

Captain Marbles • 8 years ago

Save Sam!

Here's a fun stacking-based physics game featuring a (presumably) lovable alien. Save him by getting him to the star! (The story doesn't really make a ton of sense.)

Captain Marbles • 8 years ago