1. Wow, this picture's really cute! I'm going to upload it to Instagram.
2. My friend's going to kill me, because they look terrible but I look so good.
3. Should I hold off until tomorrow morning for more likes?
4. *opens Instagram* Oh my god that cat picture is so cute. *double tap*
5. Jenny has to see THIS. *presses the comment button and tags friend's name*
6. *scrolls* Ew.
7. *scrolls* I thought I unfollowed you.
8. *scrolls* Great, another workout pic from Katie.
9. *scrolls* Wait who is that hot person with Laura?
10. *clicks to profile* Wow, this person is really fucking hot. I wonder if they're single.
11. *accidentally double taps on picture from 36 weeks ago* SHIT! NO! UNDO!
12. Well that's great. I hope they don't have push notifications.
13. Wait, what was I doing again?
14. Oh right, posting that picture.
15. Not to be full of myself, but I look really cute in this.
16. All right, time to choose a filter.
17. OMG is this a new filter? I feel like I haven't seen it before.
18. "Slumber," "Mayfair," "Rise" — what kind of names are these? Who thinks of these names?
19. I want that job.
20. Oh, Valencia! Always a safe choice.
21. Damn, this might be the best picture I've ever taken. *presses the next button*
22. How can I make a clever caption out of this?
23. God, why is this so hard?
24. On second thought, I don't think I'm going to go with Valencia.
25. *taps back arrow* OK, hmmm what's a good option?
26. Who uses Nashville anymore... or Kelvin?
27. What ever happened to those frames you could choose from? I miss those…
28. OK, X-Pro II it is. COOL. *presses next button*
29. Hmmm "Write a caption..." "This girl..."
30. No… "Girls night out." Yes, that's short and simple.
31. Do I tag her? She really doesn't look that good...
32. … But what if she gets mad if I don't tag her?
33. OK I'm just going to tag her and hope she doesn't ask me to take it down.
34. If I name the location, does it make me seem like I want people to know where I was?
35. What if someone really creepy finds my profile and seeks me out?
36. Nah, I won't put a location.
37. Should I upload it to Facebook?
38. If I do, my mom's going to see my drink and totally ask me what I was doing.
39. But I look so good and I want my ex to see.
40. All right, I'm going to upload it to Facebook and block my mom from seeing it. *presses share button*
41. *waits 30 seconds* STILL NOT ONE LIKE?!
42. Shit, I should have used VSCOcam.
