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If American Horror Movies Were Set In Australia

This is how it’s done in Australia, mate.

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5. Halloween (1978)

Compass International Pictures

What would happen: Because most Australians don't celebrate Halloween, people would've actually paid attention to the weird guy walking down the street in a mask.


9. Whatever Happened To Baby Jane? (1962)

Warner Bros. Pictures

What would happen: The film would track down Nikki Webster, the girl who sang at the 2000 Sydney Olympics, and answer such questions as, how is she? Does she still have curly hair? Does she still know all the words to "Strawberry Kisses?" You know, the important stuff.

10. Prom Night (1980)

Avco Embassy Pictures

What would happen: The prom queen would be haunted by an awful hangover brought on by drinking too much goon. Truly terrifying. Also, yes, this film is technically Canadian, but close enough, right?

11. The Shining (1980)

Warner Bros. Pictures

What would happen: Jack Torrance would've been driven insane from having to wait so long after the U.S for the latest Game of Thrones episode. It truly is a cruel world.