The New York Times writes about a German teen-pop sensation that somehow manages to make My Chemical Romance look less ridiculous.
We thought Panic at the Disco would be the apex of teenage gothdom, until we heard Tokio Hotel. It just proves that as far as life skills go, it's more important to be good at applying guyliner than writing pop hooks.
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