We can't wait for the next installment of Emo Beauty Tips! We're dying to know how to cover up those adolescent acne scars, and what level of SPF will help us maintain that sickly pale look.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.