The Eva Longoria Sex Tape (Is Fake)

The rumored sex tape turns out to be just a short comedy video on FunnyOrDie.com.

It is Eva Longoria, but she's just horsing around in night-vision with comedian Eric Christian Olsen. This is part of the larger trend of dumb fake celebrity sex tapes, like that weird Dane Cook/Jessica Alba nightmare.

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