John "Boyz N Da Hood" Singleton has signed on to make the new A-Team grittier (people will die when shot at! Or when their cars crash!) and more modern. Don't hold your breath for Mr. T - Ice Cube is among the many names rumored to step into the role of Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus.
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