Buzz·Posted on Jan 8, 2018If You Score Even A 1/28 On This, You're An AssholeOf course, everyone is an asshole to someone.by Pierre MichonneauRédacteur chez BuzzFeed, FranceFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Check off all of the sentences you've said before in your life: "I only like their first few albums." Check "I only like their first few albums." "I listen to all of my music on vinyl." Check "I listen to all of my music on vinyl." "I don't have cable." Check "I don't have cable." "I studied political science." Check "I studied political science." "Back when I was living abroad..." Check "Back when I was living abroad..." "Back when I lived in Berlin..." Check "Back when I lived in Berlin..." "I onlylike dark chocolate." Check "I onlylike dark chocolate." "Let me tweet this." Check "Let me tweet this." "You haven't read that article?" Check "You haven't read that article?" "I onlydo hot yoga." Check "I onlydo hot yoga." "I love jogging." Check "I love jogging." "I never listen to the radio, except NPR." Check "I never listen to the radio, except NPR." "E-books just aren't the same." Check "E-books just aren't the same." "I'm actually in the middle of a cleanse." Check "I'm actually in the middle of a cleanse." "I don't really do fast food." Check "I don't really do fast food." "I have a brunch scheduled next Sunday." Check "I have a brunch scheduled next Sunday." "I feel like having a poke bowl for lunch." Check "I feel like having a poke bowl for lunch." "I just like the clothes at thrift shops better." Check "I just like the clothes at thrift shops better." "I've gota DJ set tonight." Check "I've gota DJ set tonight." "I went to see them before they were popular." Check "I went to see them before they were popular." "That's too mainstream." Check "That's too mainstream." "I read it in the original French." Check "I read it in the original French." "I saw them at South By." Check "I saw them at South By." "I won't watch dubbed foreign films." Check "I won't watch dubbed foreign films." "Is this gluten free?" Check "Is this gluten free?" "One sec,let me put this on Instagram." Check "One sec,let me put this on Instagram." "I'm just going to take an Uber." Check "I'm just going to take an Uber." "I work on the internet." Check "I work on the internet." Show me my results! This post was translated from French.