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If You Score Even A 1/28 On This, You're An Asshole

Of course, everyone is an asshole to someone.

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  1. Check off all of the sentences you've said before in your life:
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    "I only like their first few albums."
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    "I listen to all of my music on vinyl."
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    "I don't have cable."
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    "I studied political science."
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    "Back when I was living abroad..."
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    "Back when I lived in Berlin..."
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    "I only<br />like dark chocolate."
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    "Let me tweet this."
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    "You haven't read that article?"
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    "I only<br />do hot yoga."
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    "I love jogging."
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    "I never listen to the radio, except NPR."
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    "E-books just aren't the same."
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    "I'm actually in the middle of a cleanse."
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    "I don't really do fast food."
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    "I have a brunch scheduled next Sunday."
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    "I feel like having a poke bowl for lunch."
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    "I just like the clothes at thrift shops better."
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    "I've got<br />a DJ set tonight."
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    "I went to see them before they were popular."
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    "That's too mainstream."
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    "I read it in the original French."
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    "I saw them at South By."
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    "I won't watch dubbed foreign films."
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    "Is this gluten free?"
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    "One sec,<br />let me put this on Instagram."
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    "I'm just going to take an Uber."
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    "I work on the internet."

This post was translated from French.

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