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    State Dept. Contractor Naked Debauchery[NSFW]

    Quit the Army and get lucrative work as a State Dept. security contractor. Benefits include dental, vacation, retirement, free bottles of Corona, forced nudity, your superiors sticking their tongues in you and on you...good times. (Via ABC News)

    Bryan E.
    by Bryan E.

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    • Watch those superiors

      Now there's something the Afghans don't see every day!

    • A little help from your friends

      Here's ArmourGroup employees blowing off steam on the weekend! Apparently nobody got a promotion with security at the US Embassy without being a "Yes Man" at these parties.

    • Absolut Degradation

      There's nothing like improving employee morale by drinking Absolut Vodka from the kiester of your underlings.

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