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    • Britt2050

      #3 that’s actually very common in sleep paralysis, hallucinations and the sensation of being held down somehow. Sleep paralysis is when you awaken during the REM stage of sleep, the stage where you dream, your body is paralyzed so you don’t harm yourself by acting out your dreams. So it doesn’t seem that crazy to me that your half-asleep half-awake dreaming mind would make up some crazy ass dream as to why you’re paralyzed. That being said, sleep paralysis is fucking terrifying anyway. I had it once, no hallucinations I just remember not being able to move and I was really scared, I thought something was really REALLY wrong with me. I really needed help, or so I thought, I like needed to get to a doctor waking up suddenly paralyzed isn’t right. So I tried screaming for my parents and couldn’t. So I just thought I was going to just die there unless somebody happened to check on me but I thought my parents would leave soon and not realize I hadn’t and that they needed to check on me. It wore off after a few minutes, and I tried to brush it off as a weird dream until I learned a few months later what it was. I don’t think I want the hallucinations too, it’s already horrible.

    • Britt2050

      #17 looks like reflection on a doorknob. What kind of looks like shirt on it could just be something hanging under it (like an actual shirt) or a trick of the light. But that sure as hell looks like a doorway, the “eyes” look to be right about where a doorknob would be. And there’s clearly a light source in there, you can see it on the big white shape in front of the camera.  Also, anybody ever notice how people usually only see faces in really grainy photos? It’s probably distortion the grain tricking you. Like I mean, #18 is so grainy the girl looks like she could be a demon herself, it’s HORRIBLE qaulity. The face kind of looks like it could be something else up there that just looks odd because it’s so grainy and blurry. The story that she talks about the mean man is creepy though. And I’m skeptical of seeing ghosts in windows. There’s reflections, the graininess of the photo, and any smudging on the window that can all be deceiving. Like #15 just looks like it’s probably graininess and smudging in the window, it does look kind of like a face, yes, but not totally (looks more like a cartoon one or something). I do firmly believe in the paranormal, but the mind can very easily be tricked as well.

    • Britt2050

      I had a lady get really mad once because my till wouldn’t take her debit card. Her (in bitchy tone. After 1st decline): Why isn’t it taking it? I don’t want anybody stealing all my money.
      Me: It just says communications error, that usually means the system is down.
      Her: Don’t you have something to tell you it’s not working? I don’t want all my money stolen.”
      Me: *thinking* yeah, the fact that it’s not working. Really? Like if we had that we’d use it, just to avoid your shitty attitude. “Sorry, just the message on the till. It’s a communications error, it’s on our end somewhere. Nobody is stealing your money, I can give you the declined reciept if you want, in case you do have an issue? You can also try again, just to make sure it wasn’t just a blip in the system. It happens.”
      Her: I’ll try it again but this is ridiculous. I don’t want my money stolen!
      Me: Nobody is stealing your money, we’re having a technical issue. You can also try credit if you’d like? Sometimes it’s just debit that’s down. Sometimes the communications error is between our system and the bank. And credit was JUST working.
      Her: No. I don’t want to use credit. I’ll just try my card again.
      *card doesn’t work again* *a whole bunch of grumbling and whining* this is ridiculous! Now I have to go to the bank I don’t want to go to the bank. And my money better not be stolen! Why can’t you tell me what’s going on?
      Me: I’m sorry I can’t get any further details, the messages are generic for privacy purposes. But a communications error means WE have an error in our system. Would you like the slips saying the card was declined, in case the money does come out of your account?
      Her: *stomps away angrily without another word*
      Me: So, no? Okay. :/
      Co-worker: what was that? What’s her problem?
      Me: Don’t ask, but I wish I was allowed to drink on the job right now.

    • Britt2050

      So true. The fatigue like wtf. I’m lucky to get 7 hours a night normally, 1 isn’t that unheard of, 4 is common. I just have sleep issues. But on my period it’s like I’ll get 12 hours of sleep no problem. Then I’ll wake up feeling like complete and total shit all around so I’ll take some ibuprofen and tums, cry hysterically while feeling like I’m dying (and wishing death would just hurry the fuck up already) while I wait for those to kick in, and go back to bed and sleep 4 more hours. I never know how I manage to survive when I have to work those days. ANd the hunger wtf. I just had a couple pizza pops not that long ago because I was hungry. Not unreasonable, I just finished work and hadn’t had supper. I was still hungry and lazy so I thought I’d make a couple more. While they were cooking I went to grab a drink from the fridge and realized I still had a decent sized slice of pie left so I ate that, and the pizza pops. I’m still so hungry. Oh, I had a sausage and some fries too. Like hooowwww, where does all that food go?

    • Britt2050

      I could eat that by myself. I probably have. I’m still alive. And pizza is fine without toppings. It’s BETTER with them. Like I respect a good cheese pizza, and sometimes it’s all I want. But I usually prefer toppings. Because I like food and like fit as much extra crap on that sucker as you can. Or because you know pizza gets to be fun and inventive, there’s a million things you can do with it besides put some tomato sauce and cheese on bread. If you’re not realizing that pizza is capable of anything, you’re doing pizza wrong. You’re doing an injustice to pizza, and you can’t do that. Respect the pizza, for all the joy it brings to the world, treat it right. Love it in all it’s forms.

    • Britt2050

      See the phone vs the baby. Babies can’t help it, they don’t understand and it’s how they communicate. Whoever is on their phone is a disrespectful asshole and I’d likely be angry enough to cause an even bigger scene than the baby crying would because I would go smash the phone and kick the guest out. And the rings vs the officiant, really? I’d rather lose the rings. I know they can be expensive and all, but they’re only rings. They’re not necessary, you can still be married without them. I’d be really annoyed at the officiant keeping me, my groom, and all my guests waiting. There’s probably a photographer waiting to take pictures before rushing off to the reception. It just holds everything up. And I mean you’re paying to have the venue for a certain time and all that. It might be screwing up somebody else’s plans, or yours even, if the venue is needed for something else in that time frame, or shortly after when they would be switching the set up in that 2 hours. Like yeah, I’d rather lose jewelry. Plus losing both rings sound like it could be a funny story to appreciate later on, not in the heat of the moment but later when the rings turn up or you just get over it and./or get new ones. And I mean, I can trip while standing still. Walking is a hazard. I’m a pro at just getting up and laughing it off. Everybody withing 10 feet will rush over to see if I’m okay and I’ll be up walking away like nothing happened before they get there. So falling at my wedding, pshhh whatever it’s probably to be expected.

    • Britt2050

      Fuck off. Let people look forward to something, jesus christ. I fucking hate summer, I’m really sick all summer, my body can’t handle heat like at all. It’s fucking miserable. So yeah, I’d be glad if I actually could rush summer. But I know I can’t, I’m allowed to look forward to Fall though, and to talk about what I like about fall. I hate when Christmas stuff goes out before like December 24th (okay, not quite, but like before November is like ugh… let Halloween pass and then fine). I bet you’re just the fucking grinch who hates Christmas because you’re just sad and bitter. So you need to steal everybody else’s joy. There’s less shame in being the type to be excited over something IMO at least those people are pleasant. I mean you just had to click on this article that clearly wouldn’t interest you, just to bitch, because god forbid anybody have a different opinion than you. You can’t just like ignore it and move on with life.

    • Britt2050

      Or people hate both, but hate Starbucks less. Or people voted who really only know Starbucks as it’s worldwide and dunkin donuts isn’t. Or articles like that are written by one individual who’s expressing a personal opinion (and trying to be funny or just an ass about it) and they really don’t reflect the opinion of a larger group of people. Because they’re one person. Don’t be getting all excited over your victory there. Results on a Buzzfeed polls aren’t something to take seriously.

    • Britt2050

      I can’t even answer half of these. A lot of them it depends and I keep both options around, I NEED both options. And I just use arc notebooks from staples, they’re their own thing (I guess they most resemble a spiral notebook since they have big round discs down the side, but spiral notebooks are crap and arc notebooks aren’t) and replace binders and folders too (for me anyway). Haven’t used anything else in years. Fountain pen and ballpoint. God I just want a good fountain pen, they look so much nicer. But the last couple I had were crap and I only use ballpoint pens right now (but one of my goals since I have a bit of money again is to find a good fountain pen).

    • Britt2050

      Not really though. Lots of times you need to force it for a bit to get the inspiration going. It doesn’t just magically appear out of thin air, at least not for everybody. I’d do a lot less writing if I didn’t force it a bit sometimes, A LOT less. And sometimes the best ideas develop out of those forced sessions (with a lot of polishing up of course because the quality of writing when forced is kind of crap usually but that’s what editing and rewrites are for).

    • Britt2050

      52% Yeah, I can see that. But don’t take my lack of checking the weather as irresponsibility. I have a big bag and put stuff in it according to the season and the most likely weather conditions. Always have an umbrella and sunscreen in the summer for example. The forecasts aren’t right a decent chunk of the time anyway, and I live in Alberta… “don’t like the weather wait 5 minutes”. All four seasons can occur in a day. You just gotta leave prepared for anything and screw what the forecast says.

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      Well, I’ve never seen that. Though I never check social media anymore so maybe that’s why. So sorry for wanting to talk about a book I read instead of spend my day on social media to catch that comment. But honestly, regardless of what Rowling says, why shouldn’t people be able to discuss it? I mean if you just go up to somebody and give out spoilers or randomly post them on facebook or something you’re a dick. But otherwise people need to grow the fuck up and not bitch when they choose to click an article about the book that gives a spoiler warning. Frankly, while I didn’t see this statement from Rowling, if she actually said it I doubt this kind of thing is what she meant, but rather what I said already. I don’t see Rowling as the type to not let excited fans talk about her work at all.

    • Britt2050

      Wow, I don’t even see how I was that condescending. God, Americans are so fucking touchy and sensitive. Can’t take a fucking joke. Wow, sad. Like you are a step behind. Not like I called anybody names or anything. That was more directed at your corporations but go ahead take it personally. Wow. Soooo touchy. Now I’m being a dick, yes. Because are you fucking for real? Take a fucking joke sometime. I know text doesn’t always come across well, but still. I thought it was still relatively clear.

    • Britt2050

      Welcome to the early stages of chip cards, America. About time you caught up. Except now we’re on tap cards, so you’re still a step behind, but whatever. It gets better. The machines will pick up the pace (as much as debit/credit machines ever do) and everywhere will take it. It’s just shitty right now, because it’s new (to you slowpokes) technology and it needs to be finetuned. And just when you get used to that you’ll move on to the tap cards. Mwahaha, good luck.

    • Britt2050

      #2 isn’t a big deal, honestly. As long as it doesn’t like take them forever to find the 43 cents. I appreciate people who try to give me change, instead of taking it all (I mean I run out of change so fast sometimes because people will pay 20.12 with 2 twenties, even if they probably have smaller change in their pocket. I mean sometimes you don’t but this is 99% of people… some of them HAVE to have change). I mean yeah it’s a bit annoying to recalculate the total, but if that’s the worst thing a customer does, we’re still doing real good. It’s not a big deal.

    • Britt2050

      Thank-you for your astute observation detective obvious, wherever would we be without you? We had no idea and greatly appreciate this meaningful and intelligent contribution towards solving the mystery at hand here. But seriously, this isn’t my first script. It reads like a fanfic because it’s a fanfic, not because it’s a script. I don’t even think you need to have read a script before to know that. There’s the parts I could go “this seems off, but I’d love to see it on stage to capture the proper context” and there’s parts where I was just “what. the. fuck.” I’m still going “what the fuck?” more than 24 hours after finishing it. Just like what the fuck did I read. That was messed up shit. It wasn’t just lacking in some places, it was outright fucked up.  “It’s a script” isn’t an excuse.

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