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33 Truths Everyone Who Loves Bravo Will Understand

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1. First off, Bravo is your go-to channel. Your TV's resting face, if you will.

Unless, like, How to Get Away With Murder is on, you're watching Bravo.
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Unless, like, How to Get Away With Murder is on, you're watching Bravo.

2. You watch every Real Housewives city.

Even D.C., when it was on.
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Even D.C., when it was on.

3. And you've scheduled your life around a Real Housewives reunion premiere.

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4. You refer to the Housewives by first name, as if you know them.

5. And have followed their drama off TV and onto Twitter.

@LisaVanderpump if I'm so irrelevant and you can't stop talking about me and blogging about me what does that make you!??

6. Then back onto TV for their various spin-offs.

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7. You've downloaded one of the Housewives' songs.

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Or, at the very least, had one stuck in your head.

8. And you hold out hope that one day they'll do a Real Housewives all-stars, where a bunch of the women live on a yacht together, or something.

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It could be a Below Deck crossover!

9. You're concerned with the current state of Mama Elsa's health.

10. And Giggy's alopecia.

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11. You've attempted to re-create something you saw on Top Chef.

And failed.
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And failed.

12. You've watched an entire season of The Millionaire Matchmaker in one day by accident after getting sucked in by a marathon.

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13. You've also watched an entire day of Million Dollar Listing and had a mini-crisis about never being able to afford a home.

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14. You've googled the Showbiz Moms & Dads cast to find out what happened to them.

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And were disappointed to find...not much.

15. And not-so-secretly wish Queer Eye for the Straight Guy was still on.

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16. You watched every episode of Kathy in the hopes it would somehow turn back into My Life on the D-List.

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17. You wish you actually knew Zoila.

18. And you miss hearing Rachel Zoe say "lit'rally" every week.

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19. You were devastated when Project Runway jumped ship to Lifetime.

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20. And you had high hopes The Fashion Show could fill its void.

It didn't, but you still watched both seasons.
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It didn't, but you still watched both seasons.

21. You even gave Launch My Line a shot.

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22. Actually, you've given a lot of shows a chance.

RIP Game of Crowns.
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RIP Game of Crowns.

23. You were personally offended when Camila Alves replaced Jaclyn Smith as the host of Shear Genius.

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24. You're still wondering what happened to Top Design.

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25. And Work of Art.

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26. You need closure from the gone-too-soon Gallery Girls.

Like, wtf happened to Chantal?
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Like, wtf happened to Chantal?

27. And you're still bitter there wasn't a Princesses: Long Island reunion.

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28. You don't understand why Ladies of London isn't just called The Real Housewives of London.

Also, why didn't they get a reunion, either?
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Also, why didn't they get a reunion, either?

29. You've dreamed of being the bartender on Watch What Happens Live.

30. Or, at the very least, a member of its tiny studio audience.

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31. Really, you just want to be best friends with Andy Cohen.

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32. Someone has asked you, "You seriously watch this?"

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And that person is no longer your friend.

33. And, honestly, you wouldn't have it any other way.

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