5. Cozy up in your cubicle and hope no one finds you. Get your spread going and sit low so your boss doesn't try and steal a chip, or fire you. 4. Listen on ESPN Radio with your headphones while it takes you 2 hours to "write an email." This is most difficult if you know none of the players names or the game of soccer. May result in cheering for the wrong team. 3. Constantly refresh your social media. This may be one of the times you don't mind your friends' constant Twitter posts. 2. Have a cool boss/job where you can set this up. Kinda hard to get at this point, but maybe throw it out there to the boss "as a joke" and see how they take it. 1. Leave and find a bar! Do you really have to be there today?