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If you've ever dreamed of having a phone that looked like this:
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If you've ever gotten a Happy Meal to get these toys:
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If you've ever gotten nightmares thanks to Zeke the Plummer:
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If you've ever shopped at The Disney Store and got this bag and then saved it 'cause it was too cool to toss:
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If you've ever deep-down thought that you could beat the Double Dare obstacle course:
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If these two made you learn about math without you even knowing it:
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If you've ever used one of these to rewind a VHS tape:
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If you've ever looked through a Disney Adventures magazine while at the checkout stand with your parents:
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If you remember CDs that came packaged in wasteful, long boxes:
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And if you remember cassette singles:
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If you've ever crawled on your hands and knees on this carpet and then not even bothered to wash your hands afterwards:
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If you've ever eaten a cookie out of a jar that looked like this:
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If you remember when this would've been a truly chic kitchen:
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If you've ever struggled to watch something on one of these blurry big-screen TVs:
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If you remember Barbie trying to be hip with kids by trying out a short-lived and very embarrassing career as a rap star:
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If you know what this is for:
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If you knew that Saturday morning cartoon time was over as soon as Tony Little's Ab Isolator...
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...and Susan Powter's "Stop the Insanity!" informercials came on:
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If you've ever looked up a number in one of these (or even know what it is):
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If you've ever seen a bootleg Simpsons T-shirt and wondered why it looked badly drawn and had themes that made no sense:
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If you've ever walked into a Warner Bros. Studio Store:
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If you've ever woken up in the middle of the night with one of these square radio alarm clocks flashing red or green lights on your face:
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If you've ever said, "Sit Ubu, sit!... Good Dog!"
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If you've ever known you were in for a treat whenever this logo popped onto your screen:
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If you've ever had the Chicken Tonight jingle stuck in your head:
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If you've ever gotten up early on Sunday to read the Sunday comics:
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If you've ever read the black-and-white ads/synopsis inside TV Guide so that you knew what those week's episodes would be about:
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If you've ever gotten Geoffrey dollars (or wanted to):
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If you've ever known better than to open this cabinet and touch anything inside:
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If these videos were your original YouTube:
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And if this show was the original way you watched viral videos:
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If you've ever eaten a Ding Dong that came wrapped in foil:
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If you've ever lost your shit over a TGIF crossover:
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And lastly, if you've ever lost your shit because you got one of these at school for doing a good job:
