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    18 Kids Toys That Are Hilariously Inappropriate

    Apparently every kids toy looks like a penis.

    1. More than we ever needed to know about Barbie:

    2. This has to be a repurposed blow-up doll, right?

    3. What in Human Centipede hell is going on here?

    4. So you are supposed to literally blow Wolverine:

    5. This Muppet-themed Hot Wheel looks suspiciously like something The Ambiguously Gay Duo would drive:

    6. Wow, Spider-Man can really shoot his goo:

    7. Just. So. Wrong.

    8. That's right, just touch him down there:

    9. This bubble container is ribbed for the bubble wand's pleasure:

    10. Yikes, Elmo is into some really rough stuff:

    11. Whoa. Just plain traumatizing:

    12. Kids really are learning about nature with these toys:

    13. Looks like Disney is really expanding its product lines:

    14. Tigger seems a little more excited than usual:

    15. And, Buzz Lightyear looks both excited and indifferent:

    16. Even the grin on its face is so wrong:

    17. I can't even:

    18. Well, I guess we know why SpongeBob has that smile on his face: