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They'll never know how badly this stoner made you wanna buy a PC.
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Or how much you wanted Gordo to finally get noticed by Lizzie.
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They won't know how hard Kevin "PopoZão" Federline tried to parlay being married to Britney Spears into a rap career.
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They'll never know how we amused ourselves by watching the Jackass crew get hurt doing stupid stunts.
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Or how Jesse Camp won that random contest on MTV to be a VJ.
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They won't know how Shaggy wrote the ultimate fuckboy anthem, "It Wasn't Me."
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Or that Ryan Cabrera was basically a John Mayer lite (with chunky highlights).
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They won't know that you voted for Ryan Starr week after week 'cause she was a mini rock star on American Idol.
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They'll never understand your fascination with Speidi and their staged paparazzi photo shoots.
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Or that the real STAR of the Missy Elliott videos was the little girl who danced in them.
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They'll never know that the original Russian #FakeNews was t.A.T.u.'s supposedly ~forbidden~ romance.
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Or how Willa Ford was supposed to be the "bad girl" pop princess.
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They'll never know the perfect harmonies of Evan and Jaron.
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Or what it’s like to learn the latest dance moves from Darrin Henson.
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They’ll never know the joy of watching Paige Davis hosting Trading Spaces.
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Or how much of a fashion icon Mischa Barton was.
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They'll never know that Destiny's Child was originally a quartet — that included LaTavia Roberson and LeToya Luckett (aka Destiny's Orphans).
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Or that this is the only Blink-182 lineup that matters.
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They won’t know how there was a Tweet before Twitter.
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They definitely won’t know who Tom Green is, or understand why he came to a red carpet with a coffee maker.
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And finally, there’s just no way they’ll ever know how this was everybody's first social-media friend.
