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Or how Blu Cantrell taught us that going on a shopping spree-ah with your boyfriend's credit card was the best way to get revenge:
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They'll never understand how Jesse Bradford was the ultimate teen heartthrob for about a minute...
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They'll never know how badly this stoner made you wanna buy a PC:
6.
Or how much you wanted Gordo to finally get noticed by Lizzie:
7.
They'll never understand why the hell we watched reality shows that tricked people:
9.
They'll never experience having SuChin Pak deliver the news to them every afternoon:
10.
Or how Jesse Camp won that random contest on MTV to be a VJ:
11.
They don't know how Hoku was NOT ANOTHER DUMB BLONDE:
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Or that Ryan Cabrera was basically a John Mayer lite (with chunky highlights):
13.
They won't know that you voted for Ryan Starr week after week 'cause she was a mini rock star on American Idol.
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Or that people voted for Sanjaya 'cause of his hair:
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They'll never know that the original #FakeNews was t.A.T.u's supposedly ~forbidden~ romance:
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They'll never know the perfect harmonies of Evan and Jaron:
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Or what it’s like to learn the latest dance moves from Darrin Henson and his DVD series:
18.
They'll never know that Destiny's Child was originally a quartet — that included LaTavia Roberson and LeToya Luckett:
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Or that this is the only Blink-182 lineup that matters:
20.
They won’t know how there was a Tweet before Twitter:
21.
Or how Willa Ford was supposed to be the "bad girl" pop princess:
22.
They definitely won’t know who Tom Green is, or understand why he came to a red carpet with a coffee maker:
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Or know how we had two Bedingfields who had pretty big hits:
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They for certain won’t know how Chingy got us all to say "thurr":
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And finally, there’s just no way they’ll ever know how this was everybody's first social-media friend:
