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How Well Do You Know "Seinfeld"?

Grab a booth at Monk's Café and prepare to test your knowledge on the “show about nothing.”

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  1. 1. Whose appearance at the gym where Elaine works out effectively eliminates her from "the contest"?

    Denzel Washington
    JFK, Jr.
    Pierce Brosnan
    Salman Rushdie
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    JFK, Jr.

    JFK, Jr.
  2. 2. What is on the vanity plates that Kramer accidentally receives from the DMV?

    BIG BOY
    ASSMAN
    10 INCHES
    DR. LOVE
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    ASSMAN

    ASSMAN
  3. 3. Elaine's boyfriend/Jerry's mechanic David Puddy is an avid supporter of what professional hockey team?

    The New Jersey Devils
    The New York Rangers
    The New York Islanders
    The Pittsburgh Penguins
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    The New Jersey Devils

    The New Jersey Devils
  4. 4. What unreturned library book from 1971, was Jerry being fined for?

    "The Bluest Eyes"
    "Madame Bovary"
    "Lady Chatterley's Lover"
    "Tropic of Cancer"
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Tropic of Cancer"

    "Tropic of Cancer"
    Via rubylane.com
  5. 5. Elaine Benes is originally from near which U.S. city?

    Detroit
    Baltimore
    Cleveland
    Philadelphia
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Baltimore

    Baltimore
    Via boisofbaltimore.com
  6. 6. Who gives Kramer the bag of defective condoms that leads George to discover that his "boys can swim"?

    Bob Sacamano
    Mickey
    Crazy Joe Davola
    Newman
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Bob Sacamano

    Bob Sacamano
  7. 7. What magazine is George reading when his mother, Estelle, catches him "treating his body like an amusement park"?

    Martha Stewart Living
    Redbook
    Glamour
    People
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Glamour

    Glamour
    Via whosdatedwho.com
  8. 8. Elaine's boss Mr. Pitt eats what with a fork and a knife?

    Via powet.tv
    A Twinkie
    A Snickers bar
    Nathan’s hot dog
    A Moon Pie
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Snickers

    Snickers
    Via smartcanucks.ca
  9. 9. "Little Jerry Seinfeld" is the name given to?

    Kramer's gamecock
    Morty and Helen Seinfeld's dachshund
    Jerry's nickname for his manhood
    A rat that keeps eating Elaine’s cereal
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kramer's gamecock

    Kramer's gamecock
  10. 10. What restaurant opens in front of Kramer's apartment with an extremely bright neon light?

    Tasti D-Lite
    Shake Shack
    Kenny Rogers Roasters
    Krispy Kreme
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kenny Rogers Roasters

    Kenny Rogers Roasters
  11. 11. What gift does Jerry get from his parents’ neighbor Jack Klompus?

    Via seinfeld.wikia.com
    Vintage Superman postal stamps
    A massaging recliner
    A golf cart
    An astronaut pen
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    An astronaut pen

    An astronaut pen
  12. 12. What book does George end up having to buy because he took it into the bathroom at a bookstore?

    "The Bridges of Madison County"
    A coffee table book of Impressionist landscapes
    A book of feminist poetry
    "The Pelican Brief"
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    A coffee table book of Impressionist landscapes

    A coffee table book of Impressionist landscapes
    Via seinfeldtv.tumblr.com
  13. 13. What game do George and his fiancée Susan play with the Bubble Boy before things go awry?

    Via seinfeld.wikia.com
    "Pictionary"
    Mah Jong
    "Sorry!"
    "Trivial Pursuit"
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Trivial Pursuit"

    "Trivial Pursuit"
  14. 14. Jerry befriends what professional baseball player until he's asked to help him move?

    Via salon.com
    Danny Tartabull
    Roger McDowell
    Don Mattingly
    Keith Hernandez
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Keith Hernandez

    Keith Hernandez
  15. 15. What would have been Kramer's line in a Woody Allen film?

    "These pretzels are making me thirsty!"
    "What time does the bodega on the corner open?"
    "Not only am I sure, I'm positive!"
    "I was the one that knocked over the staute of Benito Juarez in Bryant Park!"
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "These pretzels are making me thirsty!"

    "These pretzels are making me thirsty!"
    Via shirtoid.com
  16. 16. George is displeased that Elaine thanked Julie (instead of him) for buying what from Monks?

    Via dailyseinfeld.com
    A poppy seed muffin
    A big salad
    A $5 milkshake
    A Red velvet cake
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    A big salad

    "The thank-you under false pretenses."

    A big salad
  17. 17. Kramer's friend Brody gets Jerry involved in what illegal activity?

    Shoplifting
    Selling Cuban cigars
    Bootlegging films
    Selling black market baseball memorabilia
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Bootlegging films

    Bootlegging films
  18. 18. "Not that there's anything wrong with that," but what leads George to question his own sexuality?

    A massage
    Watching the movie "The Crying Game"
    Visiting the New York Yankees locker room
    Accidently grabbing another man’s buttock on the train
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    A massage

    A massage
  19. 19. Elaine unwittingly eats a historical piece of cake in Mr. Peterman's office that dates from:

    Babe Ruth's 40th birthday in 1934
    FDR's third inauguration (1941)
    The Armistice (1918)
    King Edward VIII's 1937 wedding
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    King Edward VIII's wedding

    King Edward VIII's wedding
  20. 20. What gift does Elaine offer Sue Ellen Mischke?

    An Entenmann's cake
    A diaphragm
    A cashmere sweater with a red dot
    A bra
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    A bra

    A bra

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