1. A chair that NO ONE else could sit in ('cause it was "his chair"):
2. A fresh pair of these exact sneakers (for going out):
3. Or a pair of shoes so grass-stained you couldn't even tell they were once white (that were "still good" and used for yard work):
4. A workshop filled with mysterious tools you knew nothing about:
5. Along with world's oldest cassette player, usually found on a workbench:
6. And an old coffee can filled with a bunch of rusty nails:
7. A 30 pound metal cooler from like 40 years ago:
8. Some sort of domestic beer memorabilia:
9. A "garage fridge" that wasn't actually plugged in:
10. A drawer filled with old instruction manuals for things that hadn't been used in decades:
11. A grill from the Paleolithic era:
12. A fishing pole and tackle box:
13. And, of course, a bucket hat for when fishing did occur:
14. An old oscillating fan that wouldn't be out of place on Mad Men:
15. These exact pair of khaki shorts:
16. And an old man hat:
17. A portable TV that was, quite frankly, the pinnacle of technology:
18. A car with a tray for cigarette ashes that burned the hell out of your arm on hot summer days:
19. These yellow aviators:
20. A collection of Nat Geo magazines dating back to 1974:
21. An old singing fish robot that hasn't been working for years now:
22. A windbreaker for any day the weather was slightly chilly:
23. A collection of ancient Old Spice bottles:
24. Bottle openers from before the Civil War:
25. Decorative cars "that were NOT toys":
26. A bunch of old Tom Clancy books:
27. And finally, some insane story about how he met your grandmother:
every elderly couple's love story is like "i threw rocks at your grandmother every day until she agreed to marry me"