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    Postmates Announced That Their Pride Campaign Was A "Bottom-Friendly" Menu, And Twitter Had Some Hilarious Reactions

    "This ad gets an F- on the Bechdel test."

    Goes without saying that over the last decade corporations have really embraced Pride. And during the month of June there is no shortage of Pride-themed merchandise or brand collaborations with LGBTQ+ influencers or celebs.

    Pride merchandise at a store

    Well, earlier today Postmates announced on Twitter that they had teamed up with Dr. Evan Goldstein (a sexual wellness doctor for men) and Rob Anderson (a comedian and actor) to create a "bottom-friendly" menu — which was also accompanied by a video of fruit in jockstraps ('cause why not?).

    You shouldn't miss a good meal for a good time. That’s why this Pride, we've teamed up with @DrEvanGoldstein and @smartthrob to create the world’s first Bottom-Friendly Menu (yup, it’s real). #EatWithPride

    Twitter: @Postmates

    Now if you don't know what a bottom-friendly menu means, here is a very simple explanation: It's a planned-out food or meal that a person can eat that will allow them to be able to clean out quicker before having anal sex — usually it's something light, like veggies or foods high in fiber.

    A man eating fresh greens

    And, of course, the Postmates' Bottom-Friendly Menu was met with a huge mixed reaction. Here are some of the best and funniest Twitter reactions to it:

    Also, follow these tweeters to bless your TL with some excellent tweets!

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    Twitter: @mattxiv

    2.

    Twitter: @heyjaeee

    3.

    babe are you ok? youve barely touched you're bottom friendly ice cubes from postmates https://t.co/61MKYN6ZmE

    Twitter: @itswolfgangruth

    4.

    i’m suing postmates if i paint after eating from this menu

    Twitter: @Grindr

    5.

    @Postmates @drevangoldstein @smartthrob Postmates marketing team:

    Twitter: @hpluvshaft

    6.

    the bottom friendly menu: -iced coffee -iced latte -cold brew

    Twitter: @broiledcrawfish

    7.

    postmates just emailed me a “bottom-friendly” menu and its all iced coffee im- contacting my lawyer now

    Twitter: @JulianBarker27

    8.

    y’all making fun of the bottom menu on postmates meanwhile 2 months ago we’re like “i’m partnering with hey mistr to get your prep delivered to your door!” like baby open your eyes… you’re the postmates driver!

    Twitter: @mikey_almeida

    9.

    Twitter: @JBfromDC89

    10.

    Bottom-friendly menu? Criterion did it first.

    Twitter: @cschleichsrun

    11.

    @Postmates @drevangoldstein @smartthrob Honestly, this is the level of Pride other corps should strive for. If you’re not literally helping us have sex, can you really call yourself an ally?

    Twitter: @g_maximus12

    12.

    Twitter: @thepeachtoast

    13.

    Pride Marketing 2012: Lets add a rainbow! Pride Marketing 2022: Are you a top or a bottom? https://t.co/cSKZr37Gyn

    Twitter: @MarkTaylor

    14.

    @Postmates @drevangoldstein @smartthrob an eggplant in leather? not on my thursday morning.

    Twitter: @TheeAnxiousGay

    15.

    Twitter: @SAMwhich_

    16.

    @Postmates @drevangoldstein @smartthrob Throwing a brick at this fucking tweet.

    Twitter: @antiquenemesis

    17.

    me hacking the bottom-friendly postmates menu so it lets me get mozzarella sticks and a large milkshake

    Twitter: @hauntedbottom

    18.

    @Postmates @drevangoldstein @smartthrob I don’t know what’s funnier. This marketing ad or finding out my only options nearby for a bottom friendly meal is tea.

    Twitter: @burialboywriter

    19.

    The postmates app when a bottom trys to order foods with insoluble fiber https://t.co/RwlSwVMtM6

    Twitter: @wwwesley24

    20.

    @Postmates @drevangoldstein @smartthrob this ad gets an F- on the Bechdel test

    Twitter: @pnwcorgay

    21.

    Twitter: @JayJacobsLadder

    22.

    Truly I must have a fever of 105° and be hallucinating https://t.co/6Pj31IW7W5

    Twitter: @theJacko

    23.

    LBT community i am so sorry, G was a mistake https://t.co/5rMgAH8Uef

    Twitter: @MilkmanNick

    24.

    I’m leaving this community https://t.co/KNgxGLAezj

    Twitter: @kaypeaux

    25.

    Postmates is out here trying to sabotage too many of us! https://t.co/DhCvjbCtyt

    Twitter: @MaxBenesi

    26.

    i see you’re ordering from the @Postmates bottom menu

    Twitter: @connnorxcx

    27.

    Love that Postmates made a whole commercial about anal but I can't even get the ranch I ordered. https://t.co/WsbY6FqhXs

    Twitter: @WolfieVibes

    28.

    Twitter: @shipatadistance

    29.

    Can we just skip ahead to July already… please… https://t.co/ZTLIsQRjKv

    Twitter: @ChrisDStedman

    Looking for more ways to get involved? Check out all of BuzzFeed's posts celebrating Pride 2022.

    Pride 2022 illustration

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    "My Fake Boyfriend" movie poster