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37 "Facts" And Things That Everyone Between The Ages Of 32 And 39 Knows

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5. How — before Lady Gaga was the queen of reinvention, RiRi the queen of not giving any fucks, and Taylor Swift the queen of media manipulation — Madonna did it all first and better.

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LBH, she laid out the blueprint for every pop star who came out after her.

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11. The struggle of finding a song that perfectly fit in the remaining minutes you had left on cassette when making a mixtape.

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Nothing was worse and sloppier than having the song cut off midway 'cause you ran out of space on the tape.

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13. And not being able to get over the moment when Michael Jackson kissed Lisa Marie Presley on stage at the 1994 VMAs.

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Really, the whole relationship in general was kinda WTF. 🤔🤔🤔

15. That no cartoon had a better theme song than DuckTales.

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You're probably singing it in your head right now.

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21. The excitement you felt when you'd hear the TGIF song.

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It was all about Perfect Strangers, Full House, Family Matters, Step by Step, Dinosaurs, Hangin' with Mr. Cooper, and Boy Meets World.

23. The shock and titillation you felt when you discovered the penis on the cover of the Little Mermaid VHS.

It was the great urban myth you got to see for your very own eyes.

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37. And finally, immediately beginning to sing, "Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down..." in your head whenever you think of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.