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These Disney read-along tapes and books, that basically sliced your hand open when you tried to get them out of the packaging:
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Life Savers Holes that were essentially candy Tic Tacs:
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The Natural Wonders store — which was always one of your first stops whenever you went to the mall:
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Magic the Old Navy dog:
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The way too short-lived cartoon, Freakazoid!:
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Marvin's Magic Drawing Board and the commercials for it that played non-stop on Nick:
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These plastic snake things:
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TGIF's Aliens in the Family...
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...and Teen Angel that were really WTF TV. (Honestly, who greenlit a show about a dead teenager who becomes the guardian angel of his BFF?!)
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VR Troopers and its catchy as hell theme song:
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The creepy AF Puttermans from the Duracell commercials:
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AA Duracell batteries that you would (painfully) squeeze to see how much life was still in them:
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Wilson from Home Improvement:
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These chairs your parents had from the '80s, that were only comfortable for like 2 minutes:
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The THX logo that would play before some movies. (And that you can still hear in your head!):
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The Chevron Cars who loved to spill the tea about their owners:
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The Burger King Kids Club (I'm still not exactly sure what you got for being a member):
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Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist which was always playing in the afternoon on Comedy Central:
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These old-school Halloween decorations that your elementary school teacher would use to decorate the classroom with:
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Thirteen Dead End Drive, which was more fun to set up than actually play:
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Zany Brainy, where you played with a bunch of toys your parents never ended up buying you:
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Saved by the Bell: The New Class...
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...and Hang Time — which were the two shows that ended the Saturday morning lineup before golf came on:
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These Disney Store bags (which you actually saved and reused):
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This SNES TV adaptor that came with a coax cable that you had to carefully twist into place:
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Straining your eyes to read the lyrics printed on cassette tape liner notes:
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Stephen Biesty's Incredible Cross-Sections books (which were mind-blowing, not going to lie):
30.
DK Eyewitness Books (that were also mind-blowing):
31.
These chairs that were always staticky:
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TopsyTail and the commercials for it that played non-stop:
33.
Vac-Man that, yes, did have a limit to which you could actually stretch him:
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The Simpsons' Rainy Day Fun Book, which was actually fun:
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Yoyo Ball, which was basically a cheaters way of playing yo-yo:
36.
Herbal Essences ads that featured NSYNC:
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These old-school electric pencil sharpeners that your teachers kept on their desk:
39.
This Kermit the Frog poster:
41.
Tony Little's Abs Only Workout video that your parents had, but never really used:
42.
Michigan J. Frog as the mascot for The WB:
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Jimmy Ray, whose "Are You Jimmy Ray?" video actually got played a lot for a minute on MTV:
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McDonald's gift certificates, which were always a default gift you got from a relative you didn't know very well:
45.
These McD chairs that were always sticky and wobbly:
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Sound Bites lollipops, which low-key just hurt your teeth when turned on:
47.
Squiggle Wiggle pens:
48.
The Kids Travel book that saved your sanity on low car rides:
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This Tupperware that was always at your grandma's house:
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And finally, the Blockbuster drop box that your parents rushed to before midnight to avoid late charges:
