1. Bathing yourself with Bod Man spray that left you smelling....um, interesting:
2. Owning this one The Strokes T-shirt or at least having a friend who did:
3. Decorating your bedroom walls with cutouts from FHM and Maxim...
4. ...Rolling Stone magazine covers...
5. ...and, of course, THIS poster:
6. Having a sweater or two with the A&F logo on it:
7. Finding a way to work Napoleon Dynamite and Anchorman quotes into your conversation, 'cause you thought you were so funny:
8. When it came to sneakers it was all about three words: CHUNKY SKATER SHOES:
9. And when it came to ~dress shoes~ it had to be a leather-sneaker hybrid:
10. Saying "This is where the magic happens!" (even though there was no magic going on) every time your friends came into your bedroom:
11. Watching The Fast and the Furious over and over:
12. Being excited whenever MTV debuted a new season of The Challenge 'cause you actually knew everyone on the show:
13. Being bored and passing the time by rating people on Hot or Not:
14. Wearing puka shell necklaces and shirts open with your tank underneath exposed:
15. Also, wearing shirts with all sorts of stripes that basically looked like 1960's wallpaper
16. Thinking Dane Cook was the funniest comedian around:
17. NEVER missing an episode of Chappelle's Show...
18. ...Southpark...
19. ...and Crank Yankers (even if you had TiVo, you had to watch them live):
20. Asking your parents to buy you Ben Sherman button-ups...
21. ...and Penguin polos ('cause you thought they were fancy):
22. Owning a pair of these exact baggy camo cargo shorts:
23. Coming home from school and waiting patiently to see when your crush or BFF would log onto AIM:
24. Using the word "metrosexual" to describe things, but having ZERO clue what it really meant:
25. Having J.Lo as your ultimate dream woman (probably still, TBH):
26. Accessorizing your look with leather cuffs (that left your wrists all sweaty)...
27. ...big-ass Fossil watches...
28. ...and of course, Livestrong bracelets:
29. Creating a faux-hawk or spiky hair look with Göt2b Spiking Glue:
30. Spending hours and hours playing Grand Theft Auto:
31. Picking up state T-shirts with sexual innuendos from Urban Outfitters:
32. Going to Tilly's to stock up on chunky skater shoes and Dickies:
33. Hitting the dance floor at school dances every time the DJ played Missy Elliott's "Work It"...
34. ...Outkast's "Hey Ya!"...
35. ...or Usher's "Yeah!":
36. Having one friend who owned a Girls Gone Wild DVD that they stole from their older brother:
37. Staying up late to watch the ~programing on Cinemax~ (aka Skinamax):
38. Buying argyle sweaters 'cause you saw Kanye wearing them:
39. Owning distressed boot-cut jeans in a bunch of weird washers:
40. Holding up your distressed boot-cut jeans with either a white or studded belt:
41. Owning a trucker cap or five:
42. Asking over and over for your parents to get you a cell phone — in particular a flip-phone:
43. And, of course, begging them for an iPod, even though you knew it was a long shot since it cost $$$:
44. Stocking up on And1 T-shirts and basketball shorts — even if you didn't play basketball:
45. Thinking both Jackass...
46. ...and Kenny vs. Spenny were genius TV shows:
47. Wearing layered polos with popped collars and thinking you were HOT SHIT:
48. And, finally, using LimeWire download basically every song EVER and porn — which you hid within seven files and titled it "school work":
