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A better smell than a brand-spankin'-new one of these:
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A more exciting sight to see when you walk into a room:
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A more accurate way to predict your future:
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A better way to travel the world:
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Anything as terrifying as this:
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A way to have more fun with 25 cents:
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A better way to consume your daily intake of fruits and vegetables:
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A cooler way to wake up in the morning:
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A better place to disappear in:
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Something that will ruin your tongue as violently as these:
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Anything more embarrassing than this:
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Anything more rewarding than getting a gold star:
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A better way to tell someone you love them:
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A even better way someone could tell you that they loved you:
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A more exciting reason to go get fast food:
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A wiser man than Mr. Rogers:
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A more exciting day at school:
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A better place to conquer the world from:
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A more soothing musical duo:
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The original smartphone:
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A snack that transcends our dimension:
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A movie scene as PAINFUL as this one:
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A better sign that it was time to go to sleep:
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A better pair of friends:
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A more unpleasant sound than this blood-curdling racket:
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Cereal in ENJOYABLE, MOUTH-DESTROYING shapes:
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A more perfect first family:
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A more delicious kind of dirt:
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A more cutthroat game:
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A more satisfying way to learn math:
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A more pleasing sound than the sound this thing made:
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A better way to organize your prized possessions:
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A sweeter scent than scratch-and-sniff:
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A more comforting sight than this at night:
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A better way to dig for treasure:
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A exciting way to learn about animals:
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And a better feeling than waking up on a hot summer morning, knowing that the only responsibility you had was to be home in time for dinner: