1.
This fan, which was about the only thing you could actually play with at her house:
2.
The ceramic Christmas tree that she left out year round and would burn you if touched it while it was on:
3.
A tin of butter cookies, that was NEVER FULL OF COOKIES:
4.
A bottle or two of Jean Nate on her bathroom counter:
5.
A collection of Tupperware that looked like this and was full of scratches and warped lids (from years of being washed in scalding hot water):
6.
Tupperware canisters — that you weren't sure what they actually had inside:
7.
Makeshift mystery Tupperware:
8.
Matching Pyrex sets that she would NEVER EVER let anyone take leftovers in:
9.
This pitcher that was always filled with lemonade that had a lingering taste of plastic and soap:
10.
Matching tumbler sets that had the decorative paint fading on them:
11.
A cabinet full of plates NOBODY ever ate from:
12.
This roaster. Always this roaster:
13.
An afghan that was clearly from the mid-'70s in the guest room or TV room:
14.
A set of TV trays that you never saw being used:
15.
The only "toy" you had to play with:
16.
A creepy ceramic figure (or several) that had eyes that would follow you:
17.
These toe destroyers (that would be all cracked from age):
18.
A collection of old National Geographics...
19.
...and Reader's Digests that she refused to toss:
20.
A very old TV antenna on the roof (even if she had cable):
21.
The first television ever invented:
22.
And this portable (usually black and white) TV in the kitchen, that didn't have a "clicker."
23.
Wafer cookies...but usually either strawberry or vanilla flavored:
24.
A bowl of Werther's Original that was probably like two years old:
25.
An old artificial flower vase that had petals that had changed color from the dust on them:
26.
A cube picture frame that had pics of her grandkids in it and sat on her dresser:
27.
A stationary bike in a random room for no reason:
28.
A ~fancy~ crystal ashtray, even if she didn't smoke:
29.
The ~fancy~ room you were NEVER allowed to go in:
30.
Little fruit magnets...
31.
...that went on a fridge that looked like this:
32.
And finally, a car with an interior that looked like this that she had in her garage and would only take out on Sundays:
