27 Weird And Creepy Vintage Valentine's Day Cards
These are perfect to send to someone you hate.
Love is swell until you're bludgeoned to death by a psycho jealous ex.
Speaking of bludgeoning:
Um, yeah there are laws against this!
She learned it wasn't a hot tub the hard way.
Little known fact: The boy in the card was modeled after a young Dick Cheney.
I'm guessing pen is a euphemism for something else.
Wait, did he murder and cremate a woman?
What's going on here?! Why does that dirty old snowman have that smile on his face?
A rather direct request by this Popeye impersonator.
I now have a new unholy creature to haunt my dreams:
I don't think she is being surprised as much as she's being suffocated!
On the next episode of TLC's Strange Sex:
Wow, that got inappropriate quick.
Who doesn't want to be "juiced" *wink, wink* on Valentine's Day?
Those eyes! That stare! That look definitely says, "I'm NOT gonna be ignored, Dan!"
Yeah, I had to look at this card twice too.
That wink says you're next to be butchered.
Was she cryogenically frozen?
I like where this is headed!
I'm thinking this was no accident.
Is this the perfect card for anyone with a fish fetish?
The card that says "Just so you know my love for you is less than my love of Big Macs."
Nothing says "I love you" like a creepy clown.
Just a gentle reminder: You're SINGLE on Valentine's Day.
Clearly, the message here is that there is only one thing to do if you're dateless on Valentines' Day:
Take a trip down memory lane that’ll make you feel nostalgia AF