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They do say sex sells:
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I guess one man's trash really is another man's treasure?
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Hey girl, celebrities really can sell anything:
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It's heartwarming when a family pays tribute to a loved one:
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Warning: This yard sale does not live up to the original ones before it!
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Is there any other kind of divorce?
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I mean really, why pay the storage fee?
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She must have had a great divorce lawyer to have also been able to get his non-marital property in the settlement:
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Um. What the hell are they even trying to sell here?
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I think I'll just go for the "glamorous merchandise," thanks:
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Hopefully there isn't a dead cat buried in that pile of junk:
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I guess as long as we don't have to pay to watch you cry:
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Well when you put it like that, how can I not check out this sale?
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"Hey, Vern! Lets terrify people into stopping."
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At least they're being 100% honest:
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Who doesn't love a good meme?
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure that I'm at a yard sale since I'm standing on your LAWN:
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You know Beyoncé's "Irreplaceable" was blasting on repeat during this sale:
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When all else fails, bring your sale to everyone's attention by quoting from the Tao of Nicki Minaj and Sir Mix-a-Lot:
