1. When you go into Target for one thing and immediately zone out and just start filling your shopping cart:
Me at @target : I just need toothpaste, that's it. Also me at @target :
2. And when you're embarrassed to even admit how many things were just impulse buys:
I hate it when the Target cashier says, “Did you find everything you were looking for?” It makes me feel really guilty. Because I wasn’t looking for any of the 25 items in my shopping cart! I came for diet cokes and toilet paper...#TargetProblems
3. When you see yourself on the self-checkout monitor and do a double take...wondering if you really look like that:
me in the self checkout aisle at target staring at myself on camera
4. When you know that the best way to reward yourself for not overspending at Target is to treat yourself to something(s) at Target:
I actually made it out of target with only the item I went in for, I think I should reward myself. By going to target. #targetaddict 🎯
5. When you basically have Target trips on your Tinder bio:
Guys on tinder: you trying to have fun? Me:My idea of fun is a three hour shopping trip at target, dinner at Texas Roadhouse, a few Netflix episodes and bed by 934pm. Does that sound fun to you?
6. When you go to check out and severely underestimate how much you were spending:
Me at target when the cashier said my total was $105
7. When you check Target's app more than your Insta:
you're a @Target addict when you check cartwheel like it's social media 🎯
8. And when you check your Cartwheel app and realize you saved SERIOUS money 'cause you spent SERIOUS money:
When @target tells me my total cartwheel savings I feel a little embarrassed 😳 #targetproblems #icanstopwheneveriwant
9. When you feel like a trip to Target is a prize:
Cashier: Do you have a Target rewards card? Me: Oh no, I don't need one; shopping here is reward enough.
10. When you find new ways to break your own spending speed records:
I could step foot in target for 5 minutes and already have 100 dollars worth of crap in my hands.. #targetaddict 😬😅
11. When you know that Target has a mood:
I'm despondent in Target and I'm not even at Target. You don't need to be at Target to be despondent in Target. Despondent in Target is a feeling.
12. When you shop there so much that you're on a first-name basis with the employees:
When you go to Target and they say nice to see you again. You know you have a problem. #TargetAddict #ConfessionsOfATargetShopper 😳
13. Or when you're feeling a little too happy to be there and end up telling the employees your life story:
The Target cashier knows more about my life from one shopping trip than my own family.
14. When you see something you need that you didn't know you needed:
Her: Here's the Target shopping list. Do not deviate from it. Me: Got it, in and out. No worries. [Later] Me: I know it's only March, but this spooky pumpkin fog machine has 20 settings, Carol. 20 SETTINGS.
15. When the Dollar Spot ends up being anything but a bargain:
When you walk into Target and you end up spending $40 in just the $1 & $3 section #targetproblems
16. When there is no other place that you'd rather be than at Target:
Gorgeous afternoon to be outside.. & yet I have no regrets spending a majority of it inside @Target. 😳 #TargetAddict
17. When your Target shopping skills are résumé-worthy:
during an interview earlier they asked my hobbies and I said “I love to go to target”
18. When you know that a visit to Target is basically a cure-all for anything:
bored? go to target. hungry? go to target. depressed? go to target. stressed? go to target.
19. And finally, when you know nobody gets you like Target:
Target Shopping Pyramid / \ / \ / \ /Starbucks\ —-——- / buying \ / candles \ —————— / forget what \ / you came for \ ————————