18 Unintentionally Raunchy Church Signs That Will Make You Blush
"The most powerful position is on your knees."
To quote Dionne Warwick, "That's what friends are for," I guess?
Well that's really getting close to Jesus:
I mean that's what you want, right?
To be fair, it would probably bring a man of any height to his knees:
TBH, that sounds more like brunch gossip than a sermon:
Expect if you're naturally left handed:
Is this supposed to be career advice?
I would've thought it was something more biblical, like "thou":
A twist on the age old dilemma:
Not to brag, but it's more than once a year:
This one is hard to argue with:
I don't know if this something you want to admit to:
Pastor Thomas must be pretty popular on Grindr:
Still trying to figure out how exactly this one works:
Also, olive oil can work in a pinch:
I didn't even know they made a porn parody of that -- it's SO wrong, :
Um Pastor Paul, I hope your congregation consents to it first:
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