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    18 Unintentionally Raunchy Church Signs That Will Make You Blush

    "The most powerful position is on your knees."

    1. To quote Dionne Warwick, "That's what friends are for," I guess?

    2. Well that's really getting close to Jesus:

    3. I mean that's what you want, right?

    4. To be fair, it would probably bring a man of any height to his knees:

    5. TBH, that sounds more like brunch gossip than a sermon:

    6. Expect if you're naturally left handed:

    7. Is this supposed to be career advice?

    8. I would've thought it was something more biblical, like "thou":

    9. A twist on the age old dilemma:

    10. Not to brag, but it's more than once a year:

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    11. This one is hard to argue with:

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    12. I don't know if this something you want to admit to:

    13. Pastor Thomas must be pretty popular on Grindr:

    14. Still trying to figure out how exactly this one works:

    15. Also, olive oil can work in a pinch:

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    16. I didn't even know they made a porn parody of that -- it's SO wrong, :

    17. Um Pastor Paul, I hope your congregation consents to it first:

    18. =(

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