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17 Times The "Lies I've Told A Lot" Hashtag Was Honest AF

"Sorry, I just got your text."

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2. When your friends ask you to hang out with them, but the only place you want to hang is on your couch, alone:

#LiesIveToldALot "I can't come, I have so much to do today" When all i do is watching vines and sleeping😂


5. When the direct deposit hits and you promise to be better with your money this pay cycle.

#LiesIveToldALot 'I'm going to start saving my money!' *an hour later*

8. When you go out with your friends and make a promise to yourself that it won't get out of hand:

'I'll only have one drink tonight' #LiesIveToldALot


9. When you should have left half an hour ago to meet your friends, but you're barely leaving your place:

10. Or when your friends are on their way over to your place and you haven't even taken your PJs off.

#LiesIveToldAlot 'Yes. I'm awake, up out of bed and dressed.'


13. When you ignored your mom's call and she later asks why you didn't answer:

Sorry, my phone was dead. #LiesIveToldALot

15. When you accidentally hurt yourself, but don't want to appear like you're being a baby:

That didn't hurt. I'm fine. #LiesIveToldALot

17. And finally, when you need an excuse to take a "me day" from work:

I'm not going to be able to come to work today *cough, cough* think I caught that bug going around #LiesIveToldALot