17 Fanny Packs From The '90s And What They Said About You

Everyone knows that when it came to elementary school social norms, not all fanny packs were created equal.

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6. Body Glove

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What it said about you: You not only were one of the cool kids, but other kids' parents thought you were maybe a "little to mature to be hanging around with their kids," which meant no birthday party invitation for you.

12. The Lion King

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What it said about you: You were OBSESSED with this movie and there was a good chance that there was a worn-out VHS copy of the film in your family's VCR that was permanently stuck there. Oh well, hakuna matata!

13. New Kids on the Block

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What it said about you: Your parents were silently ignoring your more-than-borderline obsession with New Kids on the Block. And, your bedroom was a shrine to all things NKOTB.

15. Niagara Falls

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What it said about you: You begged, BEGGED your parents to get this for you on your family vacation. It seemed really cool at the time, but now you regret the purchase, deeply.

16. Hard Rock Café

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What it said about you: You wanted to tell all the jealous bitches that you ate at the oh-so-cool Hard Rock Café while on your family vacation in Orlando, Fla. Although, you were probably trying to keep secret the fact that you only went to SeaWorld and Universal Studios because your parents were too cheap to pay for Disney World tickets.