1. When trying to achieve Sears Portrait Studio realness, dress in sweater vests.
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2. It's OK to be label whores.
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3. No matter what people say, you can mix leather and denim for a "tough guy look."
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4. And, yes, mesh T-shirts and leather are very macho.
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Clearly someone's stylist was shopping the clearance section of the International Male catalog.
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5. Nothing says, "take our music seriously, please," like dressing in all black.
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6. That there is nothing more versatile than a white button down shirt. Buttoned up it says: "We're just sweet guys"...
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7. ...and unbuttoned it says: "Come here girl, I'm going to rock your world."
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C'mon, AJ's face is totally saying that.
8. All white clothing should be reserved for after Memorial Day photo shoots.
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Look how summery they look!
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9. There is no such thing as too much beige.
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10. Break up all the matching clothing by coordinating with a sports-theme (or Olympic).
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11. Also, taking style tips from a movie is totally cool.
I mean, who doesn't love Grease?
12. If you don't have any clothes on, coordinate with an accessory.
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13. Puppies and sweaters work very well together.
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Also puppies are the ultimate accessory, they go with everything.
14. When trying to achieve a "I'm in a murderous cult" look, wear oversized mock turtlenecks.
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15. Sometimes you just have to not give a fuck about what you're wearing.
