5. Britney Spears shocked everyone by posing in this iconic Lolita-esque shoot.
Even that Teletubby was shocked.
6. We were introduced to chka-chka Slim Shady.
- Authorities are removing Dakota Access pipeline protesters blocking roads and camped on private property.
- Apple just unveiled lighter, thinner MacBooks with touch-sensitive panels for instant emoji access (and other uses) 💻✨
- A Trump official says the campaign has "three major voter suppression operations underway."
- RIP — Vine says it's discontinuing its mobile app, effectively ending the 6-second video service 💀