11 Sex Toy Stories That Will Make You Cringe

"My grandpa found my anal beads...I nearly died." Confessions courtesy of Whisper.

1. A good reminder that it's sometimes worth paying the fee and checking in your luggage:

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2. LBH, old people love to do puzzles:

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3. They don't call it a joystick for nothing:

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4. Also, anointing oils make good lube in a pinch:

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5. Not worse than a hair clog, TBH:

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6. Was the lamp turned off at least?

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7. On the plus side, at least he didn't bury it in the backyard:

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8. Hopefully they tipped well after this:

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9. To be fair, unloading the dishwasher is a pain in the ass:

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10. This must be one POPULAR gas station mens restroom:

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11. Still less painful than having to call Comcast's customer service:

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