1. You get all the hot babes
2. You kind of fail at interviews
not so Jeah
3. Sometimes you just don’t know what to say
so you just say Jeah…
4. You usually don’t know whats going on
5. You’ve got your own vocabulary
but don’t know what vocabulary means
8. You’ve got a jumping banana in your head
um wait what?
10. You will probably be president someday
11. You’ve got your own TV show
and its fanfrickentastic
12. You have to shave every day
to stay smooth
14. and when you do shave it’s with a gold plated razor
16. Being super attractive comes easy
17. Your a popular Halloween costume
you have a secret twin
it feels so weird to be dry
19. Your smile was the biggest controversy in London
Jeah Jeah Jeah
20. You have a great fashion sence
22. This is probably true
yep it’s a fact
23. You pee in pools
hey at least he’s being honest
24. Your actually a really great guy
you support many charites
you inspire kids
your a mama’s boy
27. You go Glenn Coco!
or maybe Ry Lolo
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