We refuse to use the term 'Gym.'
And NO ONE says 'personal trainer' anymore.
Everyone worshipped this guy:
Zyzz was a self proclaimed "Son of Zeus, Brother of Hercules, [and] Father of Aesthetics." But then he died.
And for some reason there's always '80s music playing.
Everyone's "Shredding for Stereo."
And we all like to get involved:
Whilst this is happening everyone seems to be searching for 'prime mirror position.'
You always see that one guy who just does a lot of stretches.
And at peak hours, a lot of moms show up.
So you have to go late at night or early in the morning to avoid crowds.
There's Southern Cross tattoos EVERYWHERE
They're like Australia's confederate flag!