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<b>It's a dark world to imagine, but it's very, very, possible.</b>

It's a dark world to imagine, but it's very, very, possible.

What Would Your Job Be If The Internet Didn't Exist?

You are but a simple town crier, like your father and his father before him. Your mother wished that you'd become a great orator, but without the internet you struggled to latch onto knowledge and struggled through school.

Town Crier

Ah yes, you are a classic dry salter - making many fine sausages and dried meat preserves for the town folk. Without the internet you had to learn your trade through trial and error, so you've been sick your fair share. But not now. No, now you are one of the world's greatest dry salters. Congratulations.

Dry Salter

You are strong and full of good cheer, meaning it is your responsibility to make sure the town never runs out of wood - the richest and greatest resource the planet has.

Wood Chopper

And the end of each cold day you wander through the town, extinguishing the oil lamps of your town. Every morning, you light them all up again. What a job.

Lamp Lighter

Fire is paramount to society's continued development, what with it contributing to heat, steam engines, and cooking. So it's up to you to make sure all the chimneys are in working order. Good on you.

Chimney Sweep

You spend your days collecting fruit for the local farmers to sell at market. You had to abandon your desires to study at early age to make ends meet - and lucky for you you were drafted into a fun occupation.

Fruit Picker

You are in charge of injecting good cheer and culture into the town. This is testament to your creativity and writing ability. It also says a lot about how well you can connect with others.

Bard

Oh, many hours and days you spend in the fields, plowing away. This is probably the worst job - but you volunteered for it knowing that you had the mental fortitude and strength to do the job well. After the great internet blackout of 2017, there was no other choice.

Field Plower

You are but a simple tailor, repairing the tattered clothing of your fellow people. After the internet blackout, you had to learn a trade - and this was one that lent itself to your quick wit and internal perseverance. Good on you for taking one for the team.

Tailor

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